God's Memo ?

Question

From: GOD
Fwd: Arch Angel Micheal
To: Everyone

Today I will be handling all of your problems.
Please remember that I do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it.
Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box.
It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it.

1: If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair.
There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.


2: Should you have a bad day at work, think of the man who has been out of work for years.


3: Should you despair over a relationship gone bad, think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.


4: Should you grieve the passing of another weekend, think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.


5: Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.


6: Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror, think of the cancer patient in chemotherapy who wishes she had hair to examine.


7: Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking "What is my purpose?", be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.


8: Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities, remember, things could be worse. You could be them!!!

Answer 1

"Please remember that I do not need your help."

Neither do I. If a problem crops up, I resolve it myself. If it is unsolvable I let it go till tomorrow. A true human being is self sufficent and stands upright. I certainly do not dump my problems onto a childish imaginary sky fairy to solve. Because they are my problems and nobody elses.

If you are given home work, you would not expect your parents to do it for you, would you...????



"If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it".

Only an idiot would not be able to resolve a situation. All it takes is objectivity and an open mind. A willingness to bend like a blade of grass in the wind. All problems are resolvable.



Burrying your head in the sand like and ostridge and pretending it will all go away with the help of some imaginary sky fairy is by any definition.... insane. It is not even remotely logical.



This is the very reason why so many get killed in disasters, because they are not awake to reality and are relying on an imaginary friend to rescue them.



If you are still not convinced "God helps those who help themselves".



Practicing Shaman... quantum physics rocks.

Answer 2

Lmao funny 10/10

Answer 3

I thought God's memo was "We Apologize For The Inconvenience".

Answer 4

I'm having lobster today and I would want it as sweet as can be, could you handle this small problem for me?

Answer 5

Nothing will put your ego in it's place faster than a gratitude list.

Answer 6

This is beautiful and I appreciate this so much, I am going to copy and paste and save it in my archives.

Thank you so much. :D

Answer 7

Be grateful that we are alive and well.