Athiests: Prove that the Flying Spagetti Monster doesn't exhist.?

Question

Give me one good arguement that arguement that the Flying Spagetti Monster does not exhist and I will renounce my garlic bread.

Answer 1

The only thing 'Pastafarianism' has proven is that there are some here in R&S who simply do not know when a good joke has become...'worn-out'.

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Answer 2

If there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, it is too complex to have just popped into being. It had to have evolved from some sort of walking or crawling broad noodle creature that was slightly monstrous. There is no evidence that any such thing ever existed.

Answer 3

CNN has conclusive photographic evidence of the existance of the flying spaghetti monster they have footage of him flashing a group of nuns in south philly during rush hour this morning so ya might as well hold on to that garlic bread

Answer 4

...and the bull snortted, pawed the earth, and charged at the matador, as a small, statuesque gnome grabbed at his ankle, and caused the bull to misjudge the position of the cape. With a quick thrust, the matador slew the bull, and, vola', meatballs!...

Oh, sorry, wrong catagory. I thought this was bull fighting.

Long live the Bull Fighter! Long live the Bull! Ole'

Answer 5

The FSM DOES exist.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg



See?

Answer 6

Who could deny the hearty meatballs? The freshness of the true power that is pasta? I hope these blasphemers are stuck down by His noodley-ness pasta-haste.

Answer 7

I'm willing to provide this proof, but only after you learn to spell 'spaghetti', 'argument' and 'exist'.

Answer 8

put the inventor and his followers on a lie detector test.



after you are done, ask them how long it took to get their first kiss.

Answer 9

It is written (by man) that the FSM exists. You must have faith (in man).

Answer 10

a rudimentry knowledge of philosophy would lead you to believe that it is impossible to prove something doesnt exist

Answer 11

I can give you several reasons why spellcheck "exhists." You should have some faith in it.

Answer 12

He does exist, you need to accept him into your heart.

Answer 13

The Bibble says the FSM doesn't exhist.





Q.E.D.

Answer 14

I have been touched by His noodly appendage!

Answer 15

Well I really can't.

So, I guess then, by default, he must really exist!

Answer 16

all atheists do is disapprove, why would they try to proof something that doesn't exist?

Answer 17

this question is a waste of space. 2pts added to my collection

Answer 18

they are coming to take you away.

Answer 19

but he does! i see him at my house twice a month!

Answer 20

*gulps down the last of her noodles and meatballs*



Oh, sorry, what? ;o)

Answer 21

If it did i would eat it.

Answer 22

but he does