Question:
What is a good Bible verse for a giant turtle with a broken heart?
2009-07-09 21:14:05 UTC
After rejection by a soft and delicious woman?
Eleven answers:
2009-07-09 21:17:13 UTC
BE OF GOOD CHEER FOR I HAVE OVERCOME THE WORLD!!
2009-07-09 21:18:07 UTC
Proverbs 2:16 (The Message) “Wise friends will rescue you from the Temptress— that smooth-talking Seductress…never gave a second thought to her promises before God. Her whole way of life is doomed; every step she takes brings her closer to hell. No one who joins her company ever comes back, ever sets foot on the path to real living.”



Proverbs 6:24 (The Message) “They’ll protect you from wanton women, from the seductive talk of some Temptress. Don't lustfully fantasize on her beauty, nor be taken in by her bedroom eyes. You can buy an hour with a whore for a loaf of bread, but a wanton woman may well eat you alive. Can you build a fire in your lap and not burn your pants? Can you walk barefoot on hot coals and not get blisters? It's the same when you have sex with your neighbor's wife: Touch her and you'll pay for it. No excuses. Hunger is no excuse for a thief to steal; when he's caught he has to pay it back, even if he has to put his whole house in hock. Nothing you say or pay will make it all right; neither bribes nor reason will satisfy him.”





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2016-11-05 19:25:29 UTC
i'm sorry for all your confusing cases. this could be a competent Bible verse for a youthful guy with a broken heart: Isaiah 40:29-31 He provides power to the weary and will advance the capacity of the vulnerable. Even youths improve drained and weary, and youthful adult males stumble and fall; yet people who desire interior the Lord will renew their power; they're going to run and not improve weary, they're going to stroll and not faint.
Rover
2009-07-09 21:24:25 UTC
"We have a young sister..." Song of Solomon 8:8

(want her instead?)



" Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. " Song of Solomon 7:3
?
2009-07-09 22:51:35 UTC
Consider the lillies of the field how they toil not...and yet Solomon in all of his glory was not arrayed as one of these.
cthulhu
2009-07-09 21:19:33 UTC
song of Songs 1:3 Because of the fragrance of your good ointments, Your name [is] ointment poured forth; Therefore the virgins love you.
Mfh H *A*
2009-07-09 21:18:25 UTC
Blessed are the poor in spirit. from the sermon on the mount.
?
2009-07-09 21:20:34 UTC
Psalm 69:3

Place the bible under your pillow, rest your head, close your eyes... and listen to this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c&feature=related
theone78
2009-07-09 21:17:00 UTC
The Bible doesn't serve you nor your flesh -- It is so you can learn to serve your God -- Blessings !
2009-07-09 21:17:24 UTC
"I shall send a great flood upon the land and all life that hath breath shall perish."
C Texas
2009-07-09 21:17:29 UTC
"Get thee behind me, Satan."


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