Christians will you join Satan with me?

Question

I have had enough of the light as it burns me. I forever will be separate from God and live in sin and encourage sin. I am a creature of the dark. Will you join me?

Answer 1

Change the bulb and don't put your face so close to it.



Helps.

Answer 2

I will keep this brief out of respect for your time. I do not, and have not, done any hallucinogenics in my life. By age 35 I was already familiar with applied "lucid dreaming". At age 42 I had a waking dream which revealed to me understanding of a subject outside of my life studies. This is not taught by any discipline I have ever heard of or studied under even to this day. Despite that fact all aspects of this point of view are proven true in modern technology. This is the general overview. ( Dream sequence out of my control after having read a story. )

Standing at ground level imaginatively observing the "War scene" of "David and Goliath" from KJV 1st Samuel 17. Some intelligence caused me to fly into the air where I saw from overhead a transformation of the Biblical desert area and characters from sand and tents and armour and people into space and the sun and the first five planets and the asteroid belts and the Galilean moons. That is... Space is where it happens. Sol is Saul. Mercury is David. Venus is Abinidab. Earth is Eliab. Mars is Shammah. The inner asteroid belt is the smaller army of Israel. The outer asteroid belt is the army of Philistine. Jupiter is The Gath Giant, Goliath. The moon Io is the brass armour of the giant. Europa is the sword of the giant. callisto is the iron spearhead of the giant. Ganymede is the shield of the giant and The storm in Jupiter (the great red eye) is the stone in the forehead of the giant. There is much more to the story as it is applied to our solar system and is potentially plausible in physics and chemistry. Please email me back. I wave all rights to any compensation. madsen.richard@gmail

Answer 3

Ok as much as i dislike religion especially christianity, don't give all those nice well moral satanist a bad name. Ive met nicer satanist then I've met nice christians and my family is full of christians

Answer 4

Such a courageous claim. As for.me, I'm goofy - I suspect I'll still be cracking harmless jokes on my death bed with my last breath. My.attitude as it is now will likely last till the end. And yours, as you claim to think now, will such attitude endure in your final moments? I rather remain goofy and silly till the end, as such, I extend similar invite for you to have fun in life by being less macabre and instead more silly.

Answer 5

even though Satan seems more moral - compared to God with all the nasty things Bible stories tell us.



but it'd be absolutely pointless to fight against an omnipotent force. it's like a character in a book trying to fight with the author

Answer 6

A creature of the night, sounds sexy. However, it's still hogwash. There is no god and there is no Satan.

Answer 7

Look, pal, stop with your psycho fairy-tale.

Answer 8

No