Could the great pyramid at Giza be a landing site for ancient aliens?

Question

There are aquifers under the pyramid that generate electricity when there is a flood.
All of the inside walls are covered with varying conductive materials.
There is a bottom chamber where the electricity is gathered from the aquifers.
The outer material is made to keep energy inside, especially the white finish.
The most intriguing fact: The energy stored within the pyramid can only be released through two shafts, both of which aim out to space which would be impractical for ancient Egyptians to capture. But... If a ship landed on the pyramid and had lets say 2 golden rods that went into these shafts, it would take all the electricity stored within the pyramid and bring it to the inside of the ship.

It is obviously not a tomb because every other tomb in existence has hieroglyphs inside the structure. Yet this is the BIGGEST pyramid ever built and doesn't have any hieroglyphs. What else could it be?

Answer 1

The pyramid is actually a large reconstruction of an alien. Think about it... Mars is dry right... SO IS EGYPT! I mean the universe is so fast who's to say ancient intelligent alien life couldnt be a large pyramid?

Answer 2

No wonder I got a shock on my pee-hole every time I pissed on that Pyramid.

Answer 3

Nah, it was just designed by an architect with a really small penis.

Answer 4

No, Dr. Jackson, it couldn't be.



By the way, none of your so-called "facts" are actually "facts" at all.



Please go get some education.



Peace.

Answer 5

no