ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGION!
Dear gods, man. it's NOT that HARD!
Religion is defined as being the belief in a cosmic, all-powerful super-entity and atheism is entirely NOT that!
to say that Atheism is a religion is to say that Abstinence is a sex position or bald is a hair color.
People tell us we should be bowing, grovelling and giving up a percentage of our income to something silent, invisible and otherwise questionable, atheists are just the people who stand up and say "but the emperor isn't wearing any clothes", we can clearly see that there's no good reason to believe and not even their bribe/threat of salvation/damnation is a good reason in the slightest.
it's not a religion, it is a philosophical standpoint where proof is held in a higher esteem than faith.
this is all part of a growing, terribly stupid trend where people are saying that believing in climate change is a religion or gay rights is a religion.
we're about a week away from someone saying that not hating foreigners is a religion.
Still, if people want to call Atheism a religion, then we get to have farcical, innane and questionable rituals like any other religion.
ATHEISTS! HEAR ME!
the next time you're in the presence of someone who claims that atheism is a religion, you have the right, nay, the honor of splashing them with water and saying they are now Un-Baptized!
if you have a water-pistol or a super-soaker on your person at the time, so much the better!