Who wins in a fight: Lord Shiva, Ra the Sun God, or Jesus?

Question

I'm fairly certain that Ra takes this, because he could just set the earth on fire and win that way. Shiva and Jesus lack any real fighting skills beyond that since Ra oversees everything from his perch on the sun.

BQ: Would Jesus like the Rolling Stones?

Answer 1

That's a great set-up line for a joke. Here's the best one I can think of at the moment.



Satan was jealous because God favored Jesus. So Satan challenged Jesus to a contest. Since Satan challenged, Jesus got to choose the weapons, and Jesus chose developing a computer program to track the deeds and faith level of every person on Earth. Sitting down at their respective computers, Jesus and Satan went right to work. Hours later, they were feverishly entering code, just moments away from debugging their respective programs, when *blip!* the power went off. Satan was devastated--just moments from victory, and they would have to start all over again. So he sighed, got himself together, and approached Jesus to say, "I'm wrung out. Let's take a break before we begin again, okay?" And Jesus replied, "Just a minute . . . *click!* Okay, my program is ready." Astonished, Satan asked, "How did you recover so quickly?" At just that moment St. Peter came up to them and inquired, "Didn't you know? Jesus saves!"

Answer 2

I'll give you the same answer that I give every time I answer the "Who wins a fight" question in the Martial Arts Forum:



Nobody wins a fight... One person just walks away with fewer injuries.

Answer 3

they seem to be all on the same team. Jesus is the most recent and covers everyone these days. Individuals and groups, should they choose the spiritual ...

Answer 4

Well, if the Romans could take out Jesus I'm sure he'd be no match for Lord Shiva or Ra. Shiva actually does have a destructive mode. When he is in his "god of death" mode he is known as Mahakala. He can actually create or destroy entire universes just by dancing. My money is on that dude rather than Ra simply because the sun /is/ part of the universe which Shiva could easily destroy without even going into Mahakala mode.



Edit: Forgot to mention. No, the J Dude would not like the Rolling Stones one bit. They have too much sympathy for the devil.

Answer 5

Jesus will win because of common sense and not fighting with his hannds - fight with his mind



Jesus rocks



oh by the way atheist feel free to thumbs down my comment and kiss my a$$ :)

Answer 6

In these types of fights no one can win !

Answer 7

Chuck Norris - hands down!

Answer 8

H7451

רעה רע

ra‛ râ‛âh

rah, raw-aw'

From H7489; bad or (as noun) evil (naturally or morally). This includes the second (feminine) form; as adjective or noun: - adversity, affliction, bad, calamity, + displease (-ure), distress, evil ([-favouredness], man, thing), + exceedingly, X great, grief (-vous), harm, heavy, hurt (-ful), ill (favoured), + mark, mischief, (-vous), misery, naught (-ty), noisome, + not please, sad (-ly), sore, sorrow, trouble, vex, wicked (-ly, -ness, one), worse (-st) wretchedness, wrong. [Including feminine ra’ah; as adjective or noun.]



This is to show how Ra is a Hebrew word meaning all sorts of evil things. Lord Shiva is just another character in a story who the Hindus decided to worship. They endear themselves to old stories and begin to worship certain ones as a part of their cursed culture.



Jesus is the only real person you brought up, therefore.

Answer 9

Jesus- the other two don't exist.

Answer 10

"Nobody beats The Ris."