anonymous
2007-05-22 16:18:05 UTC
"I am actually about to go do some laundry, but I don't go to church."
"Why don't you?"
"I have my reasons..."
"How can you hope to get into Heaven?"
I was starting to get a little annoyed at this point, but having a non-christian faith, I was used to such questions.
"We will see when the time comes."
"I will pray that you and the souls of your family are shown the way of Jesus before you are cast down."
Now, I was full blown p issed!
"Sign me up for Hell! The devil may tempt in the bible, but God killed thousands. God is an evil douche and I hope he skull rapes you and your family for with a smile on his wicked face."
I left her standing there, jaw agap.