Question:
What are the Islamic terrorists going to do after 2 or 3 weeks?
♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥
2008-04-28 14:36:10 UTC
Today, I met someone from here, R&S
and he told me the reasons,
the terrorists are willing to die for their beliefs
is not because they will be with Allah and in heaven;
but because by strapping explosives to your body and killing as many infidels as possible, (those not believing in Allah and his prophet Mohammad), they will get 70 virgins to do whatever for them.
Apparently, these guys don't get out much, because most guys I know, 70 virgins is not even going to last 3 weeks, let alone all eternity.
Once you have sex with a virgin, she's no longer a virgin.
Ta-Da!
Eighteen answers:
anonymous
2008-04-28 15:01:36 UTC
i like your input...not to get to serious...but people have been offering their lives for various reasons since time began...to give up my life for 70 virgins is not worth it...nor is anything rlse...i dont have the greatest life...but i'm NOT willing to dye for something that rediculous...plus at my age..if i were to even think of sex with a virgin i'd have a stroke...and i dont mean with my hands...
louella
2016-05-25 06:09:53 UTC
I think that is the main point of terrorism - scaring people into changing their base beliefs. Islam has used this forever. For people of the book (Jews and Christians), there was an additional option of subjugation so they weren't just slaughtered like Hindus and Buddhists were. While not killed, life was made so unpleasant and full of fear that in time, most converted to Islam. People are offended because they've been conditioned to believe (mainly by governments via schools) that wishful thinking is preferable to facing reality.
Heeey!...wuz appenin, baybeh!
2008-04-28 16:03:55 UTC
You silly little Broad You.

I read The Holy Quran every day and there is no where in it that it says men will get "70 virgins"



Allah is fair & just, to both Believeing Men & women in regards of Beautiful virgin companions. In Paradise our wishes are unlimted. If I desired 1,000,000 virgin Males from Allah, that is indeed a wish to be fufilled by Allah The Most Merciful The Grantor of wishes:



The Holy Quran, Surah 36:55 thru 58 (Ya Sin)



55. Verily the Companions

Of the Garden shall

That Day have joy

In all that they do;





56. They and their associates

Will be in groves

Of (cool) shade, reclining

On Thrones (of dignity);





57. (Every) fruit (enjoyment)

Will be there for them;

They shall have whatever

They call for;





58. "Peace!" -a Word

(Of salutation) from a Lord

Most Merciful!







And How do You know that Atheists aren't responsible for strapping bombs to themselves?

Allah knows of those Atheists who go around saying "we are Muslim",but He knows what their hearts really reveal & conceal:



The Holy Quran, Surah 2:8 thru 20 (The Heifer)



8. Of the people there are some

who say:

"We believe in Allah and the Last

day;

But they do not (really) believe.





9. Fain would they decieve

Allah and those who believe,

But they only decieve themselves,

And realize (it) not!





10. In their hearts is a disease;

And Allah has increased their

disease:

And grievous is the penalty they

(incur),

Because they are false

(to themselves).





11. When it is said to them:

"Make not mischief on the earth,"

They say: "Why, we only

Want to make peace!"





12. Of a surety, they are the ones

Who make mischief,

But they realize (it) not.





13. When it is said to them:

"Believe as the others believe."

They say: "Shall we believe

As the fools believe?"-

Nay, of a surety they are the

fools,

But they do not know.





14. When they meet those who

believe,

They say: "We believe;"

But when they are alone

With their evil ones,

They say: "We are really with you

We (were) only jesting."





15. Allah will throw back

Their mockery on them,

And give them rope in

their tresspasses;

So they will wander like blind

ones (to and fro).





16. These are they who have

bartered

Guidance for error:

But their traffic is profitless,

And they have lost true direction.







17. Their similitude is that of a

man

Who kindled a fire;

When it lighted all around him,

Allah took away their light

And left them in utter darkness.

So they could not see.





18. Deaf, dumb, and blind,

They will not return (to the

path).





19. Or (another similitude)

Is that of a rain-laden cloud

From the sky: in it are zones

Of darkness, and thunder and

lightening:

They press their fingers in their

ears

To keep out the stunning

thunderclap,

The while they are in terror of

death.

But Allah is ever round

The rejecters of Faith!





20. The lightening all but snatches

away

Their sight; every time the light

(Helps) them, they walk therein,

And when the darkness grows on

them,

They stand still,

And if Allah willed, He could

take away

Their faculty of hearing and

seeing;

For Allah hath power over all

things.















And Yes I'm sorry to dissapoint you and the rest of your Atheist Buddy Pals, but Suicide is against Islam no matter how much you desire it to be :)



The Holy Quran, Surah 4:29 thru 30 and 40(The Women)



29.O ye who believe!

Eat not up your property

Among yourselves in vanities;

But let there be amongst you

Traffic and trade

By mutual good will:

Nor Kill (or destroy)

Yourselves: for verily

Allah hath been to you

Most Merciful!





30. If any do that

In rancour and injustice-

Soon shall We cast them

Into the Fire: and easy

It is for Allah.







40. The Hypocrites will be

In the lowest depths

Of the Fire; no helper

Wilt thou find for them-
anonymous
2008-04-28 14:43:05 UTC
I'm assuming since they're not actually physical, the idea is that they still remain virginal in their... *ahem* 'dimensions'. And it's 72 rather than 70.



But yeah, it's a f*cking retarded belief anyway. Generally the ones who actually kill themselves are completely brainwashed by evil b@stards who, of course, stay far away from the actual business of exploding.
Deuce de Dei (So-Crates)
2008-04-28 14:49:08 UTC
I had a virgin once. Worse sex ever. Why someone would want to be haunted with 70 women that dont know what they are doing boggles my mind.
Testika Filch Milquetoast
2008-04-28 14:54:01 UTC
The only way that they could find 70 virgins, is if they got the ugliest dorks they could find from a Star Trek convention. LOL.
Fish <><
2008-04-28 14:43:15 UTC
According to Islam, there are not enough virgins now to support the claim of 72 virgins so Allah reconstitutes non-virgins and makes the virgins. So there will be enough to go around. When they need one, zap, Allah reconstitutes.
raccoon kisses
2008-04-28 14:52:21 UTC
Maybe since they already don't respect human life (the terrorists.....not the religious group proper) they would plan ahead and setup a video recorder and make their own porn/snuff films.............. that would keep them occupied for awhile.. they could/would probably treat them like trading cards.............





foofs I feel for you, yes seeing is obviously horrific, but two wrongs will NEVER make a right.

While I myself have never had the (disipline?) to read the bible from cover to cover, I don't remember it saying kill for my name and yourselves......................

But I do remember reading somewhere that HE would cast judgement, so does that mean that the terrorists don't trust God to follow through on his Word??
anonymous
2008-04-28 14:40:12 UTC
I don't think I've ever met 70 virgins in my life.
anonymous
2008-04-28 14:42:41 UTC
Good point. If I were Allah, I would have offered at least 20,000. That would get ANYONE to blow themself up for me if they couldnt find a wife, was full of hate, and wanted to make their life better by giving it up and coming to live in my sex shop.



Umm...scary!
Psyched Gabby
2008-04-28 14:41:09 UTC
The funny thing is no one told these people that the virgins they would be getting aren't going to be female, LMAO!
Blackacre
2008-04-28 14:41:19 UTC
Sounds like the person who answered your question didn't know much about Islam...
foofs
2008-04-28 14:48:09 UTC
NO SWEETHEART SRYY UR JUST WOW!! UMM... NOOO I AM SRY BUT I AM TAKEN BY THIS DISGUSTING QUESTION NO OFFENSE. NO VIRGINS NOO VIRGINS IN HEAVEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE U GOT THAT FROM AGAIN NO VIRGINS WAIT FOR U AT THE GATE OF HEAVEN. AND THEY STRAP THESES "BOMBS" CUZ HONESTLY THAT'S THERE ONLY WEAPON AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HARM THEIR COUNTRY AND KILL THEIR FAMILIES MAKING INNOCENT KIDS ORPHANS I HEARD ON THE ARABIC NEWS TODAY A LADY WAS KILLED TODAY WITH HER THREE CHILDREN MIND U ONE WAS AN INFANT CHILD AND I ACTUALLY SAW WITH MY OWN EYES ITS DEAD BODY NO LIE. NOW IF THAT WAS HAPPENING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND COUNTRY EVERYDAY AND THAT'S WAS THE ONLY RESORT FOR DEFENDING YOURSELF WHAT WOULD U DO? JUST SIT BACK LIKE A COWARD AND WATCH INNOCENT CHILDREN AND PEOPLE GETTING MURDERED IN THE STREET FOR NO REASON BECAUSE OF LAND IMAGINE IN LEBANON AND PALESTINE EVERYDAY EVERY SINGLE DAY HANDS AND LEGS EVERYWHERE IMAGINE THAT'S SITE!!
Angelical Demonical
2008-04-28 14:47:32 UTC
Those that believe that are truly vile.

Thank God/Mary (the virgin) for Jesus!
Diana
2008-04-28 14:42:06 UTC
That's funny.
anonymous
2008-04-28 14:42:24 UTC
Wow, you smart people just keep me coming back for more!
anonymous
2008-04-28 14:41:43 UTC
maybe allah has unlimited suppy of virgin gurls ..lol
Ptah
2008-04-28 14:39:53 UTC
Here kitty, kitty...


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