Do you believe aliens are controlling you from a distance?

Question

Do you believe aliens are controlling you from a distance?

Answer 1

No.





MARANATHA! Come, Lord Jesus, COME!

Answer 2

Oh heck yeah. When I'm driving and take my hands off the wheel, my car always steers itself to the site of an abandoned missile silo in North Dakota. There I get very tired and wake up in the morning still in my car. But there's always an open suitcase next to the car with an envelope on it and labeled "Instructions". Well, I'm not going to take that money or read the instructions of course. I'm waiting for them to catch on and leave me a debit card.

Answer 3

Yes, definitely! Who doesn't? The following sources positively confirm this for me:



http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Are+aliens+controlling+me+from+a+distance%3F%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial&client=firefox-a



http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=are+aliens+controlling+me+from+a+distance%3F



http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=are+aliens+controlling+me+from+a+distance%3F



I am terribly sick of these aliens who control me. They have caused me to do some pretty terrible things in my life. I have tried to kill them with alcohol but I can't seem to drink enough to kill them. Drinking harms my physical body but it does not seem to harm them. Sometimes I think that I might not be drinking enough to kill them, so I go on a real bender but it's never enough. I usually wake up the next day with a severe headache just to find that the aliens are still controling me. Wait, they're not controling me from a distance...they are inside me!!!! My god!!! I have to get them out!!! God help me!!!

Answer 4

The aliens are the thing that keeps me going in life: the inspiration, the chi, the baddabing...They tell me which brand of cereal to buy at the store.

Answer 5

no I'm controling the aliens

Answer 6

No, I have the best Tin Foil Hat on the market! I had it custom made by the Cat in the Tin Foil Hat, it keeps me safe!

Answer 7

I would say "yes" but since they are controlling me, they are saying "no".

Answer 8

I wish! Then I wouldn't have to take responsibility for all my stupid drunken choices!

Answer 9

nop aliens are smart, we are stupid.

Answer 10

No. God commands us to do what we will.

Answer 11

nope...