If the group monty python had rewritten the 10 commandments what would they be?

Question

Just bored and watching the life of brian right now and this question popped up.
Also what is your opinion of this scene from the meaning of life?
Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

Answer 1

Ha! A particularly funny piece of script.... gotta love Monty Python!



1. Thou shalt not lie (about the size of thine member-ship).

2. Thou shalt not covet the size of other's memberships...

3. Thou shalt not purchase extra-large Trojans in vein.

4. Thou shalt honor thine sperm donor and thine egg donor.

5. Thou shalt not kill thine own potential 1,000,000,000. offspring.

6. Thou shalt not bear false witness as to thine own size.

7. Thou shalt not steal Siegfried and Roy's Cod-pieces.

8. Thou shalt not worship at the thone of another's partner.

9. Thou shalt not create "idols" out of latex and rubber.

10. Thou shalt remember that Sunday's are the one day of the week when thou shalt gain relaxation.



Ahhhmen....

Answer 2

Just want to say that "life of bryan" is my favorite movie of all time.

Pontius Pilate lisp lol, "uhh about 11 sir"

"anyone else feel like a little... Giggle"

Then the cross bearer simon "its not actually my cross"

too funny. its such a great commentary on christian religion

that is if you allow yourself to laugh at mans interpretation of what religion means

Answer 3

As a member of the People's Front of Judea, I am highly offended by this question.



Wait, I meant as a member of the Judean People's Front I am highly offended by this question.

The People's Front of Judea sucks.

Answer 4

I LOVE that movie lol

Waiting to see the hilarious answers as well haha

Answer 5

lol. I just watched that a few days ago, actually. it's a hilarious and rather disturbing movie. (can we have your liver?)

Answer 6

" commandment #2 .......NO POOFTERS!"