If you were to decide Life style -Whose religion will you choose ?Cow/ Goat / Monkey / Buffaloe / Fox/ Lion?

Question

Here is some Classification of Men based on How they look and behave like -
( No offence meant against any section or community please )
Cows are the Clean shaven Soft Men - mostly the hindus , many muslims , many Christians
Buffaloes are the tough Muslims , Tough hindu Tughs , Tough Christians

Foxes are the Cunning slum dwellers , Poor muslims , Poor Hindus , Poor other religion people

Goats are the many Muslims with just a beard and very humble ground to earth who are exploited by society.

Monkeys are the mustachless bearded Muslims - the Hanuman look alikes - like the religious Bakthas of lord Ram.

Lions are the Sardars , Sikhs and some well established Muslims and Western people with Beard and Mustach - very very Manly in every aspect.

( No offence meant against any section or community please )

What will you choose to belong to ?
Will you choose to become a SOFTY COW / Softy Goat / Buffaloe / Monkey / Fox OR Will you prefer to BELONG TO THE FAMILY OF LIONS ....STRONG ....ROYAL ....BEARDED .....HEALTHY ....POWERFUL......???

Honest answer please .........what every be your religion or nation now ....whose family would you like to Belong to ???

Answer 1

And where do the pagans fit in to this, cause that's the animal I'm going with...

Answer 2

Hey - Im a Sikh and i have noticed that this Sikh guy is really a dumb nut. He should now quote - 'Donkeys are the Sardars if most of them are like me............................'



As for the beard i have shaved off my beard and hair. In any case - i want to ask you Sardar Media Singh Ji - how many times a week do you wash your hair? Once ?



EDIT - Both Media and Jatti below are insecure and Low IQ Sikhs who think they are very brave.



But the truth is that bravery is a title the White man gave Sikhs. The White man has colonized the whole world only by going to a native land, and identifying pockets of idiots in some areas of that native land whom he could use to fight for him. The Americans had their Muslim Idiots – The Afghans - against the Russians, The British had their Hindu idiots – the Gurkhas .



The British identified Sikh Idiots – our great community of lions and assess, who were so happy with the title brave that they went to a country France, to fight for another country – England, against a 3rd country Germany. Sure – we fought the wars against Pakistan. But that is because Pakistan is at Punjabs doorstep and it came naturally to us to defend Punjab. If Pakistan was 1000 km away from Punjab, how many Sikhs would be in the army ?

Answer 3

I stand on the Word of God alone



Anything else is just nonsense.



I'll be a human being with a personal relationship with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Answer 4

A fox I guess. They have a relatively stress-free lifestyle.

Answer 5

Me imaaa lion... cuz we sikhs r brave...

Plus from the chiness side im also a lion... weird ehh.

Answer 6

I'd be a goat, but mainly because I like to eat and f*ck, and I smell bad.

Answer 7

A fox

Answer 8

What does Hanuman have to do with Islam?

The lion.

Answer 9

I'd be a cat.



Screw both wealth and humbleness, I choose independence.

Answer 10

i'd be a lion because i'm very strong, and loyal people around me :P

Answer 11

Someone is a little insecure...

Answer 12

COW! MOO!!!!!

Answer 13

what? huh?