How would you go about removing this?

Question

How would a guy go about removing a tampon from a tight oriface if the string has broken off?

erm!!!!! well you see there's this "friend" of mine who fell backwards and landed on a tampon!!!!! The string has now broken off and his fingers won't fit that far up (at this point it would be easier to push it back down from the other end).

He does own a couple of chopsticks and some sticky tape if you think that might come in handy!!!!!

Oh, and before you start whinging about posting this here...... At this point i'm..... I mean my friend is definitely turning to religion!!!!!

Answer 1

So Ok, you have a tampon in your bottom. It will probably come out when you do a poo so I would not worry. Once it has soaked up loads of moisture it will be come heavier and will drop back down. And stop putting foreign objects in your body otherwise you will end up embarrassed in A&E.

Answer 2

Totally don't understand...you were naked and you fell on an unwrapped tampon that was standing upright on it's own and then the tampon move upwards on it's own to a point so deep that fingers cannot reach?... LOLx

I suggest you sit on the toilet bowl and exert pressure on your bowels as though you were constipated... happy pushing those hidden muscles of yours!

Answer 3

Are you turning to religion so that god can pull it out of your @rse? A better idea would be to go to emergency if it was a real situation. I say just leave it there until it starts to rot and fester and get slimmy and gooey - then drink a bottle of castor oil. Shtt it out on a dinner plate and recycle - enjoy.

Answer 4

There are always good imaginative solutions to imaginary problems. If your friend got into trouble by falling backward, perhaps the solution is to fall forward.

-OR- perhaps he can find a creative way to UN-fall.

In the meantime, the best thing YOU can do for your friend is to laugh at him. Laugh out loud. Laugh heartilly. Have a good time.

Answer 5

Definitely turning to religion? I'll bet he's speaking with a muffled voice at the moment!!

Answer 6

Laxatives!

Answer 7

Funnily enough I had a friend who had this happen the string getting lost she had to go to her Dr who dilated the vagina and used instruments to remove it. Happy dilation's!

Answer 8

Try some olive oil or moisturising cream along with a laxative.

Answer 9

I have nothing to ad to punters answer. Clear, concise to the point. Problem solved I think!

Answer 10

I never thought I would meet the person who actually needed the instructions that are included in the box. Read them. They will help or call your wife.

Answer 11

Ummm.....okay....

Well, I think your, i mean your friend's best option would be to just wait and try to push it out. I would suggest you squat over a toilet for that.

Answer 12

The verse in the Bible which is closest to "Trinity" and is often quoted by Christian missionaries is the first Epistle of John, chapter 5 verse no 7 "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost; and these three are one."

In the Revised Standard Version of the Bible (R.S.V.) revised by 32 Christian scholars of the highest eminence backed by 50 different co-operating denominations, this verse which is the keystone of the Christian faith has been removed as an interpolation, as a fabrication and as a concoction. It has not been expunged from the Revised Standard Version of the Bible by the Muslims or by non-Christian scholars, but by 32 Christian scholars of the highest eminence backed by 50 different cooperating denominations as an interpolation, as a concoction and as a fabrication because this verse does not exist in the original manuscript. We Muslims must congratulate the galaxy of D.D.’s (Doctors of Divinity) who have been honest enough to eliminate another lie from the English R.S.V. Bible, thus bringing it closer to the teachings of Islam and the Glorious Qur’an.

www.1john57.com

www.wayoflife.org/fbns/defending1.htm

www.studytoanswer.net/bibleversions/1john5n7.html



There are more than 3,500 versions of bible in this world.



Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witnesses.

First Roman Catholic Bible was published at Rheims in 1582.

Second one published at Douay in 1609.

These called RCV version of Bible.

The Protestants regarded 7 books as ‘apocrypha’ (doubtful authority) and removed them from Bible. (The Book of Judith, The Book of Tobias, The Book of Baruch, The Buck of Esther, etc.)

Jesus pbuh said in the book of Revelation Chapter 22 Verse 18-19 ". . . If any man shall add to these things (or delete) God shall add unto him the plagues written in this Book."

On deleting 7 books from bible, the Catholics call ‘cult of Christianity’ to the Seventh Day Adventists and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Answer 13

flame thrower?

Answer 14

Funny :-)

Answer 15

Fish hook!!