Question:
Did GOD's REALLY BIG condom break since he got a son?
2006-05-25 02:52:45 UTC
This wonderfully heretical question is in the tradition of that Bart Simpson. And yes I obviously have plenty of time on my hands at the moment.
Twelve answers:
abram.kelly
2006-05-25 03:04:55 UTC
Hmmm... You know, that's a very astute theological question. Do you think He was even using one? Cause if He was Catholic, of course, He wouldn't be allowed to. The Pope said so, and the Pope is infallible.



Do you suppose it would be a sin for God to spill His seed? I know God isn't supposed to be able to sin - or is that blasphemy, since God can do anything? Whatever, my point is, does His lack of sin prevent Him from spilling His seed, because spilling seed is a sin? Or rather, does the fact that it is God who's doing it prevent it from being a sin? And how come there's nothing about this in the Bible? Didn't they think it would be something we'd ponder, in the wee hours of the morning?



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phillipgdmn: Dysfunctional? Sounds to me like to premise for a prime-time Aaron Spelling series.



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Romanian Soul
2006-05-28 08:10:14 UTC
Say Hi To Report Abuse, I wish you never be respected as you didn`t repect The God
?
2006-05-25 09:56:36 UTC
Since when did God use a condom?

I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails.
phillipgdmn
2006-05-25 09:59:15 UTC
hmmm theres god the father, god the son and the holy spirit who is the feminine component of god but is not the mother of god the son, a human is and she was impregnated not by god but by an angel, and then god the son is crusified.

This is a very disfunctional family.
BJtheGreat
2006-05-25 09:55:22 UTC
Yeah It was called the big bang when it busted, we are all just products of the accident
karthikeyan
2006-05-25 09:56:40 UTC
True True True



I dont know about the other gods.But in india i am sure for sure.
2006-05-29 06:23:21 UTC
Yeah! Jesus and God both put one on their head and raced to see which one would burst first.
Bob Mukonka
2006-05-25 09:57:22 UTC
Could we avoid some of these questions.
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2006-05-25 10:03:13 UTC
Buy a vibrator and do something productive.If you don't believe in the bible then don't post about it.
beck
2006-05-25 09:55:56 UTC
Funny! But No way.
risky_1986
2006-05-25 10:09:00 UTC
i guess so...wat do u think da 'BIG BANG' was all abt then? it was da sound of his condom breaking...
Ellie
2006-05-25 10:24:15 UTC
These words are just showing your weak faith.

God doesn't have any son! Please understand!


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