Internet Religion survey: Can you define the following?

Question

1. Church of the Subgenius

2. Discordianism

3. Pastafarianism

4 Landover Baptist

5. "America's Best Christian"

6. IPU

7. Presbylutheranism.

8. Frisbeetarianism

9. Eventualism

Answer 1

1. Mock religion

2. Religion that worship the goddess Eris, and has a Zen-like attitude

3. The belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, another spoof religion

4. A fictional church in Freehold, Iowa.

5. Betty Bowers

6. Invisible Pink Unicorn

7. The sect of Christianity the Simpsons belong to.

8. Fake belief system created by George Carlin

9. A spoof of Scientology

Answer 2

I can define 1, 3, 5, 6, 8 and 9.



That is all.

Answer 3

1. Most people of religion. Fundies are subhuman.



2. People who diss musical instruments.



3. Noodliness



4. A dead Christian in the grave.



5. Robert T Lee (he follows the Bible to a tee).



6.When you piss on someone.



7. Biased news coverage by lutheran's.



8.What my dog believes in.



9. The name for Doomsayers that think natural events are a sign of end times.

Answer 4

It seems that they are all parody religions. Well, except for Landover Baptist...they are to scary to be called a Parody. Calling Landover Baptist a religion is scary. They are the most anti-christian christians I have ever seen or heard of.

~peace~

Answer 5

I follow my instincts. Maybe I'm a simpleton, but I have always felt that my judgment has always lead me to the righteous path. My judgment takes me where my religion meant for me to go. Are customs not like clay, changing form with every new hand that molds it? Can one not see shifts in "culture"? Shepards are no longer tending the fields, but reaching for the sky, al the while saying "I shall never change, Allah has blessed me and my people".

Answer 6

1 & 2 sound like politics to me.

3 is an unhealthy mix of durum wheat and cannabis

4 is a misspelling of an offroading club

5 is Smith and Wesson

6 is hospital equipment

7 is people with ridiculous beards who shout a lot

8 is a society of border collies with a plastic fetish

9 is people who go to posh horse riding events.



Next?

Answer 7

I only knew 3 and 6.



And I think you forgot to include Last Thursdayism on that little list.

Answer 8

I know 3 and 6. No clue on the others.

Answer 9

I'm going to be facetious and define them all as internet fads, with the exception of 2.



Without google I grok 1,2,3,4,6,7. Egads I spend too much time in this virtual place.

Answer 10

1. Parody religion-Bob

3. Parody religion-FSM

6. Parody religion-Invisible Pink Unicorn



That's all I can do. I've heard of the rest, I just never bothered to learn about them.

Answer 11

Number 3 is some starchy mush that little kids take to.

Answer 12

You forgot my favorite...



10. Internetarian

Answer 13

ISM's scare me, and yes I could define them without time constraints

Answer 14

Carob.

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Answer 15

No, but I can define WSIDRism. What should I do?

Answer 16

none of them