What if God and Gawd were two different entities?

Question

You know how some people say 'Oh mah gawd'?

I always thought they were mildly retarded. But what if there really is a 'gawd'.

I'm thinking he be God's slacker brother.

And while God is smiting people and battling Satan, Gawd be chillaxin' and saying 'Dualism, brah'

And Gawd could have his own Jesus and Holy Spirit too. So now there's six of the mofos. Come to think of it, I've heard peeps talk about 'Jeebus' before. Could Jeebus be to Gawd what Jesus is to God?

Answer 1

In life it is hard to not be swayed by ppl's conversations. Sometimes our faith is shaken. But fear not, there is only one God and you're first instinct was on the spot i.e. they're mildly retarded.

Answer 2

Perhaps Gawd is that Holy Ghosty guy we keep hearing about!

Answer 3

They are the same thing but gawd is the correct pronunciation of god.

Answer 4

Sorry, you have me in stitches..!! Gawd is also London slang. I remember getting a clout when I was young for saying "gawd blimey" and then was told it was "God Blind Me"

Answer 5

Oh gawd! Not another god question! (I'm the lazy brother in my family)



And what about jeepers? Who's relation is he/she?

Answer 6

It is as good of an explanation for religion as the Christians have.

Answer 7

And then there's those who say "Oh mah Lawd"...

Answer 8

haha,very funny.fail

Answer 9

they are different.

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