Does God's prayer inbox have a spam folder?

Question

Does God's prayer inbox have a spam folder?

Answer 1

Yes, and all the prayers requesting a bigger penis go there too.

Answer 2

Those, and all the prayers from amputees. Straight into the garbage!

Answer 3

Yeah and he gets all this penile growing emails too

Answer 4

Tell me how does God choose,

Whose prayers does he refuse



--Tom Waits

Answer 5

Any prayer with "Dear God" goes in there!





Or the words Lord, Jesus, Allah, Please, . . . .





It's like nothing gets through at all.

Answer 6

God listens to all of our prayers. so if your praying to win the power ball then yes He hears it. but He doesn't always chose to answer those prayers in the way that we want. He has his own plans.

Answer 7

Ha - ha, Good one!

Answer 8

Yes, with a special compartment for the prayers from amputees dear.

Answer 9

Probably... and most prayers would go there. lol..good one.

Answer 10

Actually, it does.



Psalm 66:18 If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me.



James 4: 3 You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.



(the last one applies to the Powerball ;) )

Answer 11

Certainly not! But it seems that some prayers are frivolous and lacking merit. We shouldn't be asking God for material gain that is not an immediate need. He is not a concierge, simply there to satisfy our every want. God is spirit, and will answer, in a positive way, our prayers for spiritual fulfillment, and answer in a variety of ways.

Answer 12

God knows that money can't buy a person love. He cares about the persons real needs. I wouldn't call it spam because spam is evil, he probably puts it in the trash folder.

Answer 13

Yes - unbeknownst to to all of us, it covers any prayer that involves people asking, begging, pleading, or desiring things. The only ones that he really pays attention to in this category are the ones in which people ask god to help them sleep with somebody else. God is all about hooking people up.

Answer 14

No, it's the Recycling bin.



Each evening, a crew of angels goes round and collects them to take to the processing plant. They are then turned into spam and delivered to your e-mail each morning.



Apparently there are a lot of people praying for a particular kind of, erm, assistance.

Answer 15

If you are a Christian you should already know the answer.God dose not like gambling.Some people may get lucky when playing lottery's.Every thing in moderation.UN answered pray may be a form of spam folder

Answer 16

the answer is yes, there is a spam box and not only the win the lotto types but a lot of others go there also.



good question, and intelligently asked and stated, a star for you my friend

Answer 17

All emails are spam to me. Humans have nothing better to do other than bug me all the time with their inane requests. They think I have the power to make their wishes come true. They need to do it for themselves. I have more important things to do like taking care of zebras in Zululand.

Answer 18

I think they would be filtered through your conscience before He ever received them. For some reason, the Creator of everything seems to know when His kids are trying to mess with Him. LOL! And of course there is the whole worker of iniquity thing.

Answer 19

yes, all the prayers from everyone but the westboro church go to the spam folder

Answer 20

Add to that the ones about a particular sports team winning some stupid game.

Answer 21

God forgot his password and can't get into his own username: God. Now he is forced to use God777 but a lot of people don't know that.

Answer 22

Why is it that all of a sudden my inbox is flooded with oddball redirects with weird headers...



X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.1.3 (2008-07-03) on cloud9.godhost.myth

X-Spam-Level:

X-Spam-Status: Yes, score=1000 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_00,HTML_30_40,

HTML_MESSAGE autolearn=ham version=3.1.3

Received: from jasonmcdowell.R&S.mick([200.000.100.10] helo=whatup-srv.god.not)

by cloud9.godhost.myth with esmtp (Exim 4.52)

id 1GoDDamn-0007MG-WoW

for [e-mail]

Answer 23

If it is like the yahoo one, I understand why so many reasonable prayers go unanswered!

Answer 24

Of course not! Get real! God does not promise money jackpots to people. He promises eternal life. It's up to you to get off your butt and work hard and try to be the best you can be.

Answer 25

Nope...but then again he doesn't need 1 since he never really checks that inbox anyway!

Answer 26

the ones He ignores are the ones who dont even know His real name....I dont respond to someone elses name do you? Its not emails...its prayers and all dont get responses positive

Answer 27

hey ur upsetin the big guy how dumb r u .. and u think ur smart.. just like the crab in the luke warm pan.



I ant religious just c a s h i t attitude when I c it.

Answer 28

rebel the lord has no inbox. only outbox for the restless

Answer 29

God doesn't have a e-mail address... He just forwards them all to Satan and Satan makes love with them...

Answer 30

yes, but since he uses a hotmail account it doesn't work very well.

Answer 31

Ha ha.

Answer 32

He's on the internet now? I didn't know that!

Answer 33

it might but it couldn't hurt to try

Answer 34

No, He reads all of His email!

Answer 35

EVERY "Prayer" goes there, Mick.

:(

Answer 36

probably... and atheist emails too i guess lollll

Answer 37

No

Answer 38

Yes. I never knew you...

Answer 39

there are angels for that

Answer 40

LOL