Question:
When God became Jesus, did he use ctrl+x and ctrl+v or ctrl+c and ctrl+v?
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
When God became Jesus, did he use ctrl+x and ctrl+v or ctrl+c and ctrl+v?
Sixteen answers:
GeniusPants
2010-10-14 22:11:41 UTC
Neither, god uses a mac not a pc.



windows is clearly the work of the devil.
Laverdski
2010-10-14 22:08:39 UTC
hahahaha!



ctrl+c and ctrl+v so he can speak to himself as a father to his son.
2010-10-14 22:07:15 UTC
Since He kept praying to Himself, it would have to be ctrl+c. I wonder how many copies He could make?
Chelcy Leto
2010-10-14 22:06:04 UTC
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
?
2010-10-14 22:06:02 UTC
he used Ctrl+Shift+Delete
?
2010-10-14 22:05:53 UTC
He used caps lock to yell at himself as Jesus because "God" has forsaken him.
?
2010-10-14 22:05:47 UTC
ctrl+C and ctrl+V because they are closer together, and our god is a lazy ******.
ʄaçade
2010-10-14 22:15:03 UTC
Sad really. You do realise, of course, that those control codes, ctrl+x, ctrl+v, ctrl+c, and all others can be very simply modified through xmodmap and thus made to perform any other function that you as a user or as the programmer chooses. You can change them easily yourself.



Sad. But also fail.
?
2010-10-14 22:09:34 UTC
Why would he use ctrl+v? You can't have TWO IT-Tech gods. That's just silly.
?
2010-10-14 22:06:50 UTC
Neither. Jesus is jar from a clone of god. Almost god's counterpoint actually.
2010-10-14 22:07:12 UTC
Correct notation - really is Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V ... etc.



God did not become Jesus, he sent his son instead.
2010-10-14 22:07:28 UTC
There was some sort of problem with the transporter and all the atoms got mixed up. Don't ask me to explain; it's too damned complex. And I have no idea why He'd be using that broken-down piece of space junk to move around anyway!!!
Shinigami
2010-10-14 22:06:13 UTC
The same form He used when He walked with Adam in the Garden of Eden. He's always been there.
2010-10-14 22:06:26 UTC
The second one.
2010-10-18 19:48:39 UTC
oh, you're trying to make a joke, Now I get it. ha
chieko
2010-10-14 22:06:35 UTC
it was a hard reboot...


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