Ander
2019-02-03 12:31:29 UTC
For example, I wrote some lyrics about Simple Notepad, an Android app I use, set to the melody of Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus". (I'd include it here, but apparently that would exceed Yahoo's character limit.)
It's true, I don't regularly venerate those Heavenly Guys. I'm sure I would, if I felt a need to go around convincing people I had Invisible Magic Friends in the Sky. But other things keep coming up, you know? For example:
• Amazing discounts on frozen pizzas
• A sudden impulse to go into a store and, when the salesperson said, "May I help you?", say, "No thanks, I'm just looking," then pull out a magnifying glass and examine everything in great detail
• A compulsion to move to Vermont and act like an ornamental hedge
I've also often wondered if my decision to stay "meh" on the Christian thing was something God, the Creator of time and space themselves, would certainly know way before I did it. Could God actually be Up There slapping His Forehead and saying, "Dang! I was SURE that guy was going to believe in Me—but no!"? I should probably post that as a separate question, though.
Besides, piousness isn't the issue here; it's songwriting, right? So thanks!