2009-07-23 18:14:24 UTC
1) I don't like the Pope's authority and believe the current one is a Nazi.
2) I am a WASP, not a Catholic. My grandfather and my other forefathers were all Protestant. I descend from English nobility and royalty. My blood is English and Scotch-Irish, not Irish Catholic, Italian, or anything of the sort.
3) I don't believe that I should be Catholic because Catholicism is a religion of poor people, the religion of immigrants who were treated like garbage when they came to America, and is the religion of most illegal immigrants now. I don't want to associate with lower-class people. I am a cousin of the Rockefellers, the richest family in history.