Question:
Junk Mail?
The true face of religion
2007-09-06 05:26:22 UTC
Every day you get an email saying you've won money, or a trip, or what ever. You get so tired of hearing it you don't even read Junk mail anymore. You even have a filter to keep it out. I would say, as I think most would, Junk mail is unneeded and a waste of time.

That said. When Jesus came into the picture. there was a new messiah every day. The Jews were tired of hearing it. They finally put a filter in to keep from hearing this JUNK. Since The Jews weren't opening their mail. The creative marketing department of Christ decided to send thier Junk mail to everyone. And those who didn't have filters were suckered in by the JUNK mail they had opened. I would say that just about sums it up. Now for anyone who has been scammed by a Junk mail add knows how angry you get for being done so. And those who have not been scammed get angry about the spammers trying to get them. what do you think about this?
Seven answers:
2007-09-07 07:46:12 UTC
You've Got Hell!
liddabet
2007-09-06 05:42:05 UTC
I'm not a Christian - but this analogy doesn't really hit home for me. Jesus was a nice guy. He had a lot of good stuff to say. He wasn't trying to make money - and he didn't try to sell anyone viagra or botox. What was in it for him?



I don't really get your analogy.



Namaste!
Jeancommunicates
2007-09-06 05:41:11 UTC
But if you were intelligent and if you knew the Bible, you could discern the Messiah from the false. They loved their positions and portrayed the righteous, but they were dirty and evil and as Jesus called them "Hypocrits."



Don't get angry - discern what is good and what is evil. Junk mail comes uninvited and is already considered rude and disrespectful, so do not read but dump.
gwhiz1052
2007-09-06 05:33:47 UTC
Jesus did not come to me though the mail. I am happy when he knocked I answered.
Hardrock
2007-09-06 05:43:25 UTC
You mean, you used to read junk mail?
Southpaw
2007-09-06 05:31:29 UTC
Jesus was the supr haczor and sent a virus to everyone.



Til the Romans figured out he was a n00b





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This one's gonna put me back 12...
2007-09-06 05:34:12 UTC
Spam Jeebus!!!



I love it!!



Your onto something there!!



Go with it!!


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