Yes it does, but in a very primitive way!
The Priestly clan of Jewish Bible writers who invented the Creation story and the “God” that goes along with it are saying that during the “creation week” when God created “Heaven” with all the angels, 1/3 of them, including Lucifer* (*”Light Bearer,” the most beautiful and intelligent angel ever created) were not one bit impressed with God’s “beauty and holiness.” They made full use of their free will, and rebelled against God on the spot! They became known as DEMONS, and SATAN! Christians today are sweet talked into totally ignoring this, and any other story in the Bible that is detrimental to their faith. The Bible God had this drama planned BEFORE the “foundation of the world.” God created angels with the capacity to become Demons and Satan, almost immediately! They were ready to compete with God on the best way to manipulate the people that God “loves” so much. Satan was ready to tempt Eve as soon as she was put together, in a messy operation using one of Adam’s spare ribs!
The Priestly Bible writers made up the story of a sadistic God the Father planning to send God the Son Jesus Christ to Earth to be sacrificed on a Cross so the human race can be forgiven, only if they believe the original “sin” idea and the need for a Savior! The Bible God solution was to have Jesus beaten to a pulp, totally tenderized, heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit, and nailed by the hands to a Holy Cross especially designed for the occasion! The original Jewish Bible writers provided enough stories for the creation of 2 of the major religions in the world, Christianity and Islam, later on. Some Bible writers discovered a few incoherent stories in the OT that they used to come up with the Christian religion, while Islam was put together on a tangent of their own. There is no record outside of the Bible that Jesus ever existed, or that the Romans ever crucified anybody to any cross in Jerusalem. Our body is too heavy to hang placidly in there from a couple of nails! The Romans were known to impale their victims driving a pole into their rectum and making them stand up into the air until the pole would eventually pierce the heart or lung killing the victim. The thicker the pole, the longer it took for the victim to die. In some cases, the victim would die of severe internal bleeding. Jesus died a sissy man’s death hardly shedding any blood while hanging from the cross. If he were to be impaled, there would be a lot of blood mixed with feces gushing out of his anal cavity when the pole is removed (not a nice “blood shedding” event, for most religious purposes). The Romans had plenty of poles available for free. They never had to manufacture any cross, or even a NAIL! Nails were not that easy to make in those days! The horizontal beam of any “crucifying” cross had to be very carefully designed and built to stay firmly in place, and not to come loose jeopardizing the safety of the victim nailed to it! You don’t need to be scientifically oriented to figure that much! The Christian idea of a cross comes from some odd ball Heathen source! In the real world that we live in, it is very doubtful that the Romans would have spent so much taxpayer’s money, and effort to nail common thieves to such elaborate crosses that needed to be dramatically carried back and forth to the execution site! The Romans were not that stupid!
Deuteronomy 21:23 (KJV) His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; for he that is hanged* (*plain hanging by the neck, spiritually speaking!) is accursed of God; that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.
The NT writers used this ONLY “clue” in the Bible to come up with the Holy Cross idea, and the same day burial! God turned out to be an Indian giver because the “land” of Judea was in Roman possession all that time, and the Jews NEVER had it until 1948. They are still fighting for it, too, in spite that “Jesus” was hanging “upon the tree,” and was buried on the same day! The JWs claim that Jesus was nailed to a pole with his hands above his head held by only one nail! You need to be much more gullible to qualify as a “JW” because all CHRISTIANS KNOW “BY FAITH” THAT JESUS WAS NAILED TO A HOLY CROSS! Anytime you see a stick laying around in a Kingdom Hall, it may be a religious symbol! Any JW into sadomasochistic pleasures would feel a mind blowing experience to be thrashed with a religious symbol, in the closet, of course!
1 Peter 1:19-20 (KJV) But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot* (*but full of Roman soldiers’ spit!): who verily was foreordained before* (*please Christian, read again! “WHO VERILY WAS FOREORDAINED BEFORE”) THE FOUNDATION OF THE WORLD!
Hebrews 10:7 (KJV) Then said I* (*Jesus Christ!), Lo, I come in the volume of the book it is written of me, to do thy will, O God.* (*Jesus is following the script in a HOLY BOOK! That is why the NT Bible writers always claimed that he did this and that so that any “prophecy” about him may be fulfilled – e.g. Mat 4:14! This is the best way to fulfill any Bible “prophecy,” especially the ones that DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL, and need to be “spiritualized!”)
The Bible writers claim that God got so upset at all the dissenting angels that he didn’t provide them with a Savior, instead he created a sulfuric fire burning HelI in the depth of this Earth during the original “Creation Week” to punish them someday for ever and ever along with all the unbelieving Jews and the rest of the world!
Matthew 25:41 (KJV) Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
God is still in desperate need of all the help that he can get from the Demons and Satan, to make life miserable to everybody, especially Christians! RIGHT NOW, all the Demons and Satan are freely commuting back and forth to Earth until the “end of the world.” The Bible God and Satan are not much different from any of the Heathen Gods of that time! The preachers are hiding all these statements in the Bible from the public, and very seldom, if ever they are discussed in open Church sessions! It takes an honest atheist to tell the world that Christianity is a cruel joke on all of us!
Revelation 12:9-10 (KJV) And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent* (*that tempted Eve… this statement ought to shake the Hell out of religious people!), called the Devil, and Satan, which DECEIVETH the whole world he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven* (*Heaven is full of sound effects like in any Greek theater of that time!), Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for THE ACCUSER OF OUR BRETHREN IS CAST DOWN, WHICH ACCUSED THEM BEFORE OUR GOD DAY AND NIGHT.
The whole Bible story is like a classical Greek theatrical show. The Bible writers insist that the Devil and his angels are DAY AND NIGHT EXTREMELY BUSY IN HEAVEN! You can tell that the Bible Heaven is run by a whole bunch of low IQ Ayatollah morons. The “Holy Throne” of the Bible God is infested with all sorts of Demons blowing the whistle on any misbehaving Christian! God never gets tired to listen to their reports DAY AND NIGHT! He is on record that he destroyed Sodom based on their report (Gen 18:20-21)! This primitive Bible God also heard reports that the world was living in full harmony, had a common language, and that people were united in an effort to build a tower of TAR AND CLAY to reach Heaven! God became so paranoiac that he had the whole Trinity team come down to EARTH to investigate the reports, like if this humongous and billions of light years wide universe was not even there! The Bible writers claim that in punishment for their novel experiment in a tar and clay application God confused for ever the common language spoken on the Earth. That is why we have so many languages today! The Bible God is the “Chief Author of Confusion” to this day (Gen 11:5-7)! And some naive men of science still want to dialogue with creationists!
According to the Bible writers, Satan is very much respected in Heaven! No human or angelical being has the power to hurt or offend Satan. The elite Archangel Saint Michael, and Satan had a fetish tearing apart the dead body of Moses. They did it with due respect for each other (Jude 1:9)! At times, Satan is much more powerful than God! (1 Thes 2:8, Judges 1:19) The Bible say that God lost to Satan ALL the kingdoms in the world (Mat 4)! God must have been a terrible poker player! 2,000 Years ago Satan dragged God the Son Jesus Christ like a queer guy to a spot in a secluded rest area on top of the highest mountain so Jesus could see ALL the kingdoms on this flat Earth. Then when nobody was watching, Satan was ready to hand them over to him, only if Jesus would discreetly KNEEL DOWN and worship him guy to guy (Mat 4:9)!
The Bible writers insist that without gullibility, aka “faith” it is IMPOSSIBLE to please God (Heb 11:6)! Atheists can relate to that 100%! Jesus clarifies that a person has to have the gullibility of a child to follow him! The Bible stories are NO different from any story of Heathen origin that Christians today still deep throat like a charm, spiritually speaking, of course!