Are you awaiting the release of "The Holy Bible: The Movie"?

Question

which r/s regular will play the leading roles:

Aaron
Joseph
Levi
Moses
John the Baptist
Lazarus
Mary "Mother of God"
Mary Magdalene
Jesus
Luke
Paul
Judas
Paul (formerly known as Saul)
Peter

Answer 1

No we are not waiting for that movie....it won't even make it to theatres

Answer 2

These are always tough.



Aaron-- We need a well-spoken leader here, someone loyal. Olga.

Joseph--I like Wayf's idea to put Ren in this role.

Levi--Isn't he the one who convinced the brothers to spare Joseph's life? Fireball. I can picture Levi telling his brothers "TIRH, lets sell him 2 these guys consider repenting post this is "fratricide."

Moses-- Regwah. It's the beard.

John the Baptist-- I just picture him cross-dressing. Meds.

Lazarus-- When I think of someone who makes a ton of accounts and keeps coming back, I think of that Occulty. Where the hell is he?

Mary "Mother of God"--Who's more virginal than Princess?

Mary Magdalene--I have dibs on this role.

Jesus--Uncle Wayne. He's the only one who seems to know what Jesus said and what he didn't.

Luke-- Toke Lover

Paul-- CBolar

Judas--Let's let Wayf have the honor, shall we?

Paul (formerly known as Saul)-- That lion who doesn't like anyone.

Peter--Kaffy and Earl, with the duck for extra bonus wit.

Answer 3

I nominate myself for the role of Samson: we are both physically strong and we both like prostitutes.



Mose: The angels have the phone box



John the Baptist: No chance without Jesus



Lazarus: does anyone rember a user named Idiocracy who's real name was mike? it woudl be cool to see that dead acount return, like Lazarus!



Mother Marry: Pincess or Red Queen



Marry Magdalene: Toke or Cassie



Jesus: Tofuthebeast



Luke: Jack B (writers)



Paul formerly known as Saul: Unlce Wayne (oh, the Irony!)



"doubting" Thomas: that would be you! BRB!



Peter: the Nolte



Judas: OurScott

Answer 4

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting.....



Aaron - Marlboro Man

Joseph - Which Joseph? If Jesus' father I'll say Ren (that construction background might be helpful).

Levi - Tough one... it's not as if we have lots of pious men here.

Moses - Uncle Wayne

John the Baptist - You want me to pick someone to have their head served up on a silver platter? O.o

Lazarus - Assuming you mean the one in the parable... The Nolte.

Mary "Mother of God" - Sara, one of the sweetest Christians on R&S.

Mary Magdalene - I haven't seen her for a while, but I think Cassie would be a nice Mary M. - or perhaps india.

Jesus - seals

Luke - Who the hell is Luke? He wasn't an apostle. It's just the name of one of the gospels.

Paul - You missed John... I'll give it to you.

Judas - Occulty... I bet he'd like the role.

Paul (formerly known as Saul) - Jack B.

Peter - Splash Frog

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Any modern day attempt to re-create the Bible on TV would be (and has been) a failure. Celebrities are considered the wicked idols. But I do like the 1966 movie The Bible.

Answer 7

Oh My



If it is the 1950ties clean stuff no way... seriously the bible has some utter barbaric stories. Why not show those? Dashing Happily your children to the rocks becuase they don't listen. Stoning an adulterer and gleefully smiling as you tell someone they will BURN IN HELL



Yes.. it will be beautiful.

Answer 8

It's been a while since I've seen a triple X



Wayf - Luke was a physician, clearly a role meant for me :)







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you people have all done a wonderful job casting.

Answer 9

Mel Gibson already did. It was called The Passion of the Christ..



Man, that film was a 3 hour long gore fest..

Answer 10

Steve Buscemi for every role.

Answer 11

They made those movies in the 1950s....nobody wants to see that crap anymore...religion is on its way out..