Nerd;
You are not ridiculing. You are trying to learn. For this, you have my respect. I have a BA in Philosophy with a minor in Religious Studies from a Florida University. I strongly encourage your search of wisdom. Philios....Sophia.....is Greek for the love of wisdom, Philosophy.
Mary, just like you and I, contained an immortal soul, a touch of the divine. She was no more divine than any other human being. What she was, was "Full of Grace". She rejected sin. For this, God choose her to be the mother of his only begotten son.
Jesus' Father was God's Holy Spirit. From there he received his divinity. He was one in being with the father. God created God. Mary created a man. So, Jesus was both all God and All Man.
Mary was wonderful in her obedience of God. By giving birth to Jesus, the King of Kings, Mary, according to Hebrew Law, became his queen. Just as Bathsheba was Salomon's queen. This does not make her divine, but it does make her special to Jesus. There are cases in 1st Kings where Bathsheba makes requests of Solomon. In the same way, Mary asks Jesus to help her friends at Cana. Jesus does not want to perform his first miracle yet, because it is the first step towards Calvary, but she knows that he cannot deny him. Her last words in the entire Bible are telling, "Do whatever he tells you". Words to live by.
One of the hardest things for Protestants to understand is that Catholics speak to Mary. If I speak to you, I am not worshiping you. My late wife, whom I loved very much, died of cancer some years ago. I still speak to her. I am not worshiping her. Mary, is Jesus' Queen. I ask her to ask her son to help me. I am not worshiping her. We call this communication prayer. I pray to Mary. I ask her to pray for me. This is not worship. Speaking to someone who is in heaven is called prayer. Protestants hear that we pray to anyone but God and call it worship. I am "speaking" to you right now. This is not worship.
Mary's parents were mortals like any other except that they rejected sin as well. Ann and Joachim were holy people, not divine, but holy like Mother Teresa or John Paul II. Ann is famous for helping women finding husbands. My wife asked her niece and nephew to ask Saint Ann to help her. I met her within a month and we were married six months to the day after we met. You may draw your own conclusions on that one.
If you wish to learn more about us "Mackerel snapping Catholics (Steven King) " I recommend that you attend classes at a local church or university. I also recommend reading the early church fathers. My favorites are Saint Augustine and Saint Gerome. Regardless, I can only conclude that your search for wisdom is a good thing.
Good Luck and God Bless