Question:
Is this a sign that the Rapture really is going to occur in September?
2015-08-26 13:39:54 UTC
I've read a lot of questions on here about how the Rapture is supposedly happening on September 23rd this year. Because of the fourth blood moon.

Now, look at the top 10 answerers in the right column. Fireball is #4 (same number as the blood moon!), and she is always yammering on about the Rapture.

AND! She is right on track to hitting 15,000 best answers on exactly September 23rd.

AND!! There are a total of 15,000 words in the Bible that were spoken by women! Like Fireball!

AND!!! The name "Fireball" has 8 letters in it. Divide 15,000 by 8 and you get 1875! In 1875, John McCloskey, the Archbishop of New York, became the United States' first Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church! Cardinals are also birds that are RED... the same color as the blood moons!

Furthermore, the date John McCloskey became a Cardinal? March 15th! 3/15? As in John 3:15, "That whoever believes in him may have eternal life."

Could there BE a clearer indication of the impending Rapture??

(Heh. Uncle Crazy is very very bored today, kids.)
Eight answers:
?
2015-08-26 13:41:41 UTC
Damn, Uncle Crazy, you did your research! You even made a believer out of me!
Burn Atheist Book Of Pages
2015-09-23 15:33:35 UTC
Because the atheists Book of Pages tells them to marry the Tree of Woe
nailand2000
2015-08-26 13:44:35 UTC
hey - 7 out of 10....

but as I said before, raptures should be surgically repaired.
Ricardo
2015-08-26 14:21:09 UTC
You never know, It has "happened" a dozen times since the 2000 millennium disaster, one might just happen.
The Truth Straight Up
2015-08-26 13:47:05 UTC
first the tribulation has to happen, then the rapture.
2015-08-26 13:48:14 UTC
Did you mean ruptured??
?
2015-08-26 17:23:44 UTC
Yes, it must be!
frombrum
2015-08-26 13:47:26 UTC
no


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