Question:
If evolution is true...?
anonymous
2008-05-30 18:45:12 UTC
why haven't fetuses evolved to be equipped with weaponry to defend themselves from abortion?

At what point can we expect to see babies walking out of the birth canal with num chucks and handguns?
26 answers:
blue chaos soɐɥɔ ǝnlq
2008-05-30 18:49:39 UTC
The cervix is supposed to keep things out and in. Doesn't work when probes are shoved in there.
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:57:15 UTC
This question is idiotic from a person with absolutly no knowledge of evolution. Weapons like num-chucks and handguns are not biological, or natural. Second, the creature, as we all are indeed that, needs to be alive to pass down the favourable traits, if the baby is not even born yet, it can't pass on, or even use, those traits.
cold_draco
2008-05-31 02:20:33 UTC
Well i guess i can throw my two cents in, if you are wondering why the human body hasnt evolved to over come contraceptives, then you would be surprised.

Have you ever taken birth control? Well if you havent, you are only alloted so many days before you are forced to switch to a different one, see your body adapts (not evolves) to it. Now if you arent clear as to the difference of adaptation and evolution, then i can explain that too, but for now we shall continue. As i was saying if you dont make the switch your chances of getting with child do increase.

This is just one example of human adaption, if you would like me to continue i can.
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:51:02 UTC
Well, they would first have to have the materials to MAKE nunchucks and guns.



And, well, they need more than forty years to evolve that much...you know? took millions of years to get from the proto humans to human beings, so, forty years of legal abortion, maybe a couple of hundred of illegal abortions, just not long enough to evolve that far.



So, probably another couple million years.
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:52:33 UTC
evolution has brought them to the point where they can learn the use of nun chuckas and handguns, and think about when they need to use them

we haven't evolved immunity to snakebite yet, these things take time

technology moves faster than evolution
science_joe_2000
2008-05-31 01:54:05 UTC
Every fetus does come equipped with an abortion deterrent. Society is the only thing that protects all of our children - no matter what their age.

When the children are valued less, then we are all diminished.
Joho987
2008-05-31 01:51:02 UTC
Thats like saying babies will eventually come with AK-47s to threaten parents.
tuyet n
2008-05-31 01:50:17 UTC
Are these aborted fetuses surviving? If not then any mutation that would lead to anything is also not surviving.
Mr. Bodhisattva
2008-05-31 01:51:16 UTC
When the doctor slapped me on the bottom, I gave him a good whack in the mouth.
Blasphemous Heretic
2008-05-31 01:53:49 UTC
If your american you're the reason why europeans and others make fun of our stupitity. Its not fair because some of us actually have brains.
Da Mick
2008-05-31 02:14:21 UTC
Wait a million years... Evolution is pure "Theory." Ony the ignorant call it "Factual" (Macro-Evolution, that is...)
Kc
2008-05-31 01:48:17 UTC
I was cringing with the "if" in front of your question...



I was expecting someone who had no grasp on evolution. But I see this is satire.
anonymous
2008-05-31 02:05:29 UTC
WELL THERE IS NO PROOF THAT GOD CREATED ANYTHING



and they have more proof of evolution.

and fetuses couldnt have weaponry

because they couldnt use it

cuz they are tooo weak.



so i think you should shut up





EVOLUTION IS TRUE
Bigmouth Strikes Again
2008-05-31 01:55:53 UTC
Wow! You did it! You have totally disproven evolution! Hooray for you!
Poophowbouter
2008-05-31 01:50:45 UTC
If you tie two babbbies together at the neck, they BECOME nooon-chucks!



See? Nature snuck up and cold punked ya!
Dark-River
2008-05-31 01:52:40 UTC
LoL!



Nice imagery.
interested1208
2008-05-31 01:54:47 UTC
Because they haven't... period...



Why didn't your God create them to not miscarry, or die of any number of other reasons?
punch
2008-05-31 01:52:29 UTC
There is no "if". And evolution doesn't work that way.
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:50:16 UTC
That's a very uneducated question and a waste of 5 points. If you really want to debate Evolutionism vs. Creationism, ask a real question.
Pink_lemur
2008-05-31 01:49:32 UTC
LOL. That's a good question. A better one would be: WHEN ARE HUMANS GOING TO MUTATE TO BE IMUNE TO AIDS? I have yet to see it in most people who have it.
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:53:41 UTC
http://rebeccaward.org/gerbils/images/billward.jpg



i believe that should explain everything
Jake
2008-05-31 01:51:00 UTC
evolution is true...

and your question suggests you dont know what evolution is.
Ironpump
2008-05-31 01:52:50 UTC
What do you mean IF?
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:49:55 UTC
I hate you. Hate is such a strong word...I'll use it anyway.
Nijg
2008-05-31 01:49:05 UTC
YEAH
anonymous
2008-05-31 01:48:38 UTC
People might desire to make God into nothing.



But without God, people would really be nothing.


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