Where can I download Jesus?

Question

Hello.

My name is Belle E. Dansin.

Today, a couple of guys from some group knocked on my door and told me I need Jesus in my life.

I politely chased them away with a broomstick, but now I'm wondering, what if they are right?

What if I really needed Jesus in my life.

Please, where can I download Jesus so I can try it?

Thank you.

Answer 1

torrentz.com

Answer 2

You have your choice of about a dozen different translations here:

http://biblegateway.com



If you want the amusing parts pointed out, look for the laughing man icon in this version:

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com

Answer 3

Download this book called the bible, its like the most produced book ever :o and he is in there somewhere, also google it and put him as your desktop, this image can be got from google images :)

Answer 4

Belle why do you atheists lie? That's a real bad thing to be doing, sista.

Answer 5

there is probably a torrent somewhere online.

you can probably find it on google and get it for free.

i heard it has been getting great reviews

Answer 6

jesus is in everything you download, from the filthiest porn to the cleanest coupons for soap.

Answer 7

The same websites that give your computer viruses

Answer 8

Jw.org

Answer 9

jesus in heaven @ paradise.com ok.

Answer 10

JESUS IS A LIE, ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER LIES ABOUT SALVATION.........//

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EVERYONE NEEDS AN AUDIENCE, BUT MOSTLY THE RELIGIOUS..........//

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LIFE IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN INSANITY AND BOREDOM.......//

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PRAY TO GOD, NOT TO JESUS...........//

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AMEN.........//

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Answer 11

try here



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTpvaEWjXWs