Northing in your little rant has any scientific validity for the environment of Northern Arizona. No, this is not a Religious Issue. Evolution has nothing to do with the Grand Canyon. Evolution has nothing to do with god. Evolution has nothing to do with the origins of life. You REALLY need to go back to school.
► National Geographic Channel: Naked Science - The Grand Canyon
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/naked-science/3149/Overview
It's one of the world's most famous natural wonders, yet little is known about its formation. Unearth its secrets, and relive the first expedition to its floor.
► National Geographic Channel: Naked Science - Birth Of The Grand Canyon
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/naked-science/6114/Overview
The Grand Canyon: Its one of the most famous natural wonders of the world, yet little is known about how it came to be and even less is agreed upon. NGC experts investigate the diverse theories about the canyons age, formation and iconic rock layers. Join us as we peel apart the mysteries of the powerful forces that, even today, continue to incise the Grand Canyon.
► Seeing Creation and Evolution in Grand Canyon
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/06/science/sciencespecial2/06canyon.htm
► NPS.gov History & Culture - The Grand Canyon
http://www.nps.gov/grca/historyculture/index.htm
► Grand Canyon History
http://www.arizona-leisure.com/grand-canyon-history.html
► The Grand Canyon: How Old is It?
http://www.livescience.com/3089-grand-canyon.html
► The Grand Canyon's New Older Age
http://www.livescience.com/2355-grand-canyon-older-age.html
► Grand Canyon Possibly Old as Dinosaurs
http://www.livescience.com/4895-grand-canyon-possibly-dinosaurs.html
► Ancient Colorado River Flowed Backwards
http://www.livescience.com/10781-ancient-colorado-river-flowed.html
► Geology of the Grand Canyon area - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology_of_the_Grand_Canyon_area
The geology of the Grand Canyon area exposes one of the most complete and studied sequences of rock on the planet. The nearly 40 major sedimentary rock layers exposed in the Grand Canyon and in the Grand Canyon National Park area range in age from about 200 million to nearly 2 billion years old. Most were deposited in warm, shallow seas and near ancient, long-gone sea shores in western North America. Both marine and terrestrial sediments are represented, including fossilized sand dunes from an extinct desert. There are at least 14 known unconformities in the geologic record found in the Grand Canyon area.
Uplift of the region started about 75 million years ago during the Laramide orogeny; a mountain-building event that is largely responsible for creating the Rocky Mountains to the east. In total the Colorado Plateau was uplifted an estimated 2 miles (3.2 km). The adjacent Basin and Range province to the west started to form about 18 million years ago as the result of crustal stretching. A drainage system that flowed through what is today the eastern Grand Canyon emptied into the now lower Basin and Range province. Opening of the Gulf of California around 6 million years ago enabled a large river to cut its way northeast from the gulf. The new river captured the older drainage to form the ancestral Colorado River, which in turn started to form the Grand Canyon.
Wetter climates brought upon by ice ages starting 2 million years ago greatly increased excavation of the Grand Canyon, which was nearly as deep as it is now by 1.2 million years ago. Volcanic activity deposited lava over the area 1.8 million to 500,000 years ago. At least 13 lava dams blocked the Colorado River, forming lakes that were up to 2,000 feet (610 m) deep. The end of the last ice age and subsequent human activity has greatly reduced the ability of the Colorado River to excavate the canyon. Dams in particular have upset patterns of sediment transport and deposition. Controlled floods from Glen Canyon Dam upstream have been conducted to see if they have a restorative effect. Earthquakes and mass wasting erosive events still affect the region.