Question:
What's God's problem with shrimp?
2007-04-15 22:22:40 UTC
"Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." (Lev. 11:12)

But they're so cute!
http://www.pacificu.edu/as/biology/faculty/DavidScholnick.cfm
Look at his little legs run on that treadmill!

What type of cruel god thinks these cuddly little creatures are abominations?
Twenty answers:
Laptop Jesus 3.9
2007-04-15 22:25:57 UTC
And why don't we see "godhatesshrimp.com" websites?



Praise...Me! There is a godhatesshrimp website!



Glory!
Dawn S
2007-04-16 05:47:02 UTC
Probably that same old cruel God who really doesn't want people getting sick... I like shrimp, but I know the dangers of eating them and my other S. Louisiana delicacies. I referenced the following from a wesite, (if you're really intersted).



Public health officials have..." historically recognized that the meat of shellfish-shrimp, crabs, lobsters, etc.-is dangerous. Many illnesses, including instant paralysis, devastate some people every day as a result of eating shellfish.



"The largest cholera outbreak in the United States occurred in Louisiana from August through October 1986.



(The symptoms of cholera are explosive diarrhea, leading to rapid dehydration, unconsciousness, hypotension and death.)



"Shellfish can be placed in a body of water that is contaminated with cholera bacteria, and they will purify the water. Shrimp, oysters, crab, scallops and mussels are particularly efficient at this. They filter large volumes of water every day. Sewage laden with chemicals, toxins and harmful bacteria, parasites and viruses become concentrated in those shellfish. The cause of cholera outbreaks in several areas has been traced to contaminated shrimp, crab, oysters and clams.



". . . Reading all this, you might not be surprised to learn that the state Legislature of California proposed a law requiring the food industry to label shellfish with a message warning: 'This food may be dangerous to your health.' Why? In a single year, 50 deaths and many hospitalizations were found to have been caused by eating shellfish" (Russell, pp. 78-79).
2007-04-16 05:31:31 UTC
Okay, so those FIRST two answers are impossible to top so let me just say that shrimp and shellfish are among the more common food allergies. In the time before epinephrine injections food allergies could be fatal. If your shaman or priest sees people dying of shrimp consumption he's likely to just give up and put it on that banned foods list. That seems to have been the case for the Israelites.
Eartha Q
2007-04-16 05:31:13 UTC
You think that shrimp are cuddly little creatures?

whatever..............

I would like to see your scriptures to back up the abomination

quote. The Jews were told not to eat it, but not for that reason.
eldad9
2007-04-16 05:29:41 UTC
back in biblical times, there must have been some disease related to shrimp, so the people who wrote the bible/"spoke for god" decided to forbid it. Simple. Just like homosexuality was forbidden because gay couples don't increase the size of the tribe. It's all about practical reasons.
just curious (A.A.A.A.)
2007-04-16 05:43:23 UTC
see there were these people who were starving back then and they'd literally eat anything. and back then refridgeration wasn't so great. so you had these people eating rotten shrimp and other shellfish and dieing of this thing called trichinosis. naturally, people began to think that the shrimp were evil because so many people were dieing from eating them. so they hypothesized that god must not want them to eat it, and thus the story of eating shellfish being an abomination to god got written into the bible.
moreh_qanaa
2007-04-16 05:36:09 UTC
I don't know who "God" is, but YHWH never said a word about shrimp, or that he had a problem with anything.



Conversely, YHWH indicated that the children of Yisrael would have a problem if they broke his commandments (Lev. 11:12. as you so aptly pointed out).



As far as "Shrimp" goes, there is no evidence that the Israelites ever hear of, or saw one, seeing as it is an anglicized German word (schrempen).



Shalom
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2007-04-16 05:35:13 UTC
They are cute, but they are the vacuum cleaners of the ocean and God wanted to give you a diet for long life. There are many foods you can eat but not all very beneficial. Its not a sin to eat them but Gods diet of clean foods are very healthy for living a long life that is good for avoiding some future food related illness. If God was cruel He would say you should eat whatever you want....fried and processed foods included. But this shows us that He is loving to care about our health and well being.
Skeff
2007-04-16 05:32:09 UTC
An illogical one. Actually, this crap is made up by people acting out their ignorance or seeking to dominate and subject others (a self-serving agenda).
2007-04-16 05:30:25 UTC
Notice it says “you”? He probably devours the things day & night (notice how in the flood he spared all the creatures in the sea?) He always was a grudger you know.
Shirley T
2007-04-16 06:02:24 UTC
Shrimp and oysters are not kosher. They are scavengers that eat off the bottom of the ocean.
Wisdom in Faith
2007-04-16 05:29:07 UTC
This is one of the few things I agree with Yahweh about. Eating giant water bugs just ain't right.
Uncle Meat
2007-04-16 05:28:28 UTC
God has an iodine allergy. It's sour grapes.
Christian Sinner
2007-04-16 05:29:53 UTC
He said not to eat them in the Old Testament. That is, if you expect to get into heaven by your works. If you cannot abstain from eating shrimp, and still want to get into heaven, you can choose to trust Him instead, and get into heaven that way.



I chose the latter.
† PRAY †
2007-04-16 05:28:10 UTC
80% colesterol
Pentium
2007-04-16 05:34:18 UTC
How can you think that they are so cute, and then go and KILL THEM and EAT THEM?



Are you mad?
2007-04-16 05:29:53 UTC
you've obviously never had to de-turd twenty pounds of them--it's pretty gross!
Doc Occam
2007-04-16 05:26:11 UTC
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com
GOD
2007-04-16 05:28:57 UTC
I HATE SHRIMPS.
Myles
2007-04-16 05:33:43 UTC
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Job 38:6 Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;

Job 38:7 When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?

Job 38:8 Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb?

Job 38:9 When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it,

Job 38:10 And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors,

Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed?

Job 38:12 Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days; and caused the dayspring to know his place;

Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

Job 38:14 It is turned as clay to the seal; and they stand as a garment.

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Job 38:17 Have the gates of death been opened unto thee? or hast thou seen the doors of the shadow of death?

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Job 38:23 Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?

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Job 38:26 To cause it to rain on the earth, where no man is; on the wilderness, wherein there is no man;

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Job 38:28 Hath the rain a father? or who hath begotten the drops of dew?

Job 38:29 Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it?

Job 38:30 The waters are hid as with a stone, and the face of the deep is frozen.

Job 38:31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion?

Job 38:32 Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons?

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Job 38:34 Canst thou lift up thy voice to the clouds, that abundance of waters may cover thee?

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Job 38:36 Who hath put wisdom in the inward parts? or who hath given understanding to the heart?

Job 38:37 Who can number the clouds in wisdom? or who can stay the bottles of heaven,

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Job 38:39 Wilt thou hunt the prey for the lion? or fill the appetite of the young lions,

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Job 39:2 Canst thou number the months that they fulfil? or knowest thou the time when they bring forth?

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Job 39:7 He scorneth the multitude of the city, neither regardeth he the crying of the driver.

Job 39:8 The range of the mountains is his pasture, and he searcheth after every green thing.

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Job 39:11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

Job 39:12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?

Job 39:13 Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the ostrich?

Job 39:14 Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust,

Job 39:15 And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.

Job 39:16 She is hardened against her young ones, as though they were not hers: her labour is in vain without fear;

Job 39:17 Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her understanding.

Job 39:18 What time she lifteth up herself on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.

Job 39:19 Hast thou given the horse strength? hast thou clothed his neck with thunder?

Job 39:20 Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.

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Job 39:26 Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?

Job 39:27 Doth the eagle mount up at thy command, and make her nest on high?

Job 39:28 She dwelleth and abideth on the rock, upon the crag of the rock, and the strong place.

Job 39:29 From thence she seeketh the prey, and her eyes behold afar off.

Job 39:30 Her young ones also suck up blood: and where the slain are, there is she.

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Job 40:2 Shall he that contendeth with the Almighty instruct him? he that reproveth God, let him answer it.

Job 40:3 Then Job answered the LORD, and said,

Job 40:4 Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay mine hand upon my mouth.

Job 40:5 Once have I spoken; but I will not answer: yea, twice; but I will proceed no further.

Job 40:6 Then answered the LORD unto Job out of the whirlwind, and said,

Job 40:7 Gird up thy loins now like a man: I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me.

Job 40:8 Wilt thou also disannul my judgment? wilt thou condemn me, that thou mayest be righteous?

Job 40:9 Hast thou an arm like God? or canst thou thunder with a voice like him?

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Job 40:11 Cast abroad the rage of thy wrath: and behold every one that is proud, and abase him.

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Job 40:13 Hide them in the dust together; and bind their faces in secret.

Job 40:14 Then will I also confess unto thee that thine own right hand can save thee.

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Job 40:16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

Job 40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

Job 40:18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

Job 40:19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.

Job 40:20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

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Job 40:24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

Job 41:1 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?

Job 41:2 Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?

Job 41:3 Will he make many supplications unto thee? will he speak soft words unto thee?

Job 41:4 Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?

Job 41:5 Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?

Job 41:6 Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?

Job 41:7 Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons? or his head with fish spears?

Job 41:8 Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.

Job 41:9 Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?

Job 41:10 None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?

Job 41:11 Who hath prevented me, that I should repay him? whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine.

Job 41:12 I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.

Job 41:13 Who can discover the face of his garment? or who can come to him with his double bridle?

Job 41:14 Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.

Job 41:15 His scales are his pride, shut up together as with a close seal.

Job 41:16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.

Job 41:17 They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered.

Job 41:18 By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.

Job 41:19 Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out.

Job 41:20 Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.

Job 41:21 His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.

Job 41:22 In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him.

Job 41:23 The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved.

Job 41:24 His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone.

Job 41:25 When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.

Job 41:26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.

Job 41:27 He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.

Job 41:28 The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.

Job 41:29 Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.

Job 41:30 Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.

Job 41:31 He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.

Job 41:32 He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.

Job 41:33 Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.

Job 41:34 He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.


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