Atheists, do you eat babies?

Question

What's your favorite misconception or misinterpretation about Atheists or/and Atheism? Which one annoys you the most? Which one do you find funniest? Which one just makes you go "WTF"?

Answer 1

Only barbecued babby for me, thanks.



To make the absolute best BBQ babby, you need 1/4 cup ketchup, 1/4 cup hot chili sauce, a tablespoon of brown sugar, a small, finely chopped onion, a dash of garlic powder and celery seed, a splash of vinegar, some Worcestershire sauce (about 2 teaspoons), and a drop of liquid smoke flavoring. Mix all the ingredients together, and then marinate the babby for an hour in the sauce. Heat up your coals, put the baby on the grill, and brush with the marinade as it cooks. It's done when the skin is just slightly blackened and crunchy.



Works for pork tenderloin, too, but babby is the absolute best.

Answer 2

what annoys me is that "christian people" think they are the "good" and "better" people. doesn't that book called "the holy bible", does it say something about "thou shalt not judge others" ? I don't judge you for believing in a book that was written in a time long before you or I was conceived.

the funny thing about being atheist is misconception that I am evil and could do bad things whenever i want.

the things that makes me say WTF?! is that you believe in a man that just all the sudden created everything that you have today, the earth, moon, sun, your brother, sister, neighbor, your house, your pet. you believe a man talked to a burning bush in the desert on a mountain and talked to god and made up the 10 commandments. you believe everything a book (letters written by someone you don't know at all) tells you how it was. you believe a woman gave birth to a baby without physical sex with another man. in today's world you would call the same woman a whore/slut/liar just because she didn't know who the baby daddy was.

Answer 3

Only with a side of fries, and barbecue sauce.



The thing that annoys me the most (at least, recently) is people saying "The atheists are taking over!! What do we do?!!!" when Christians still make up 80% of the population in America, and theists the majority of people worldwide. The whole victimization thing just really bugs the crap out of me and really belittles the struggles we go through.



While I can't think of a particular funniest type of misconception, I think it's hilarious when they pwn themselves in their faces.

Answer 4

1. Atheists are possessed by Satan!! That's an all time classic.

2. Atheists are suicidal.

3. Atheists are the cause for major world conflicts... (Go figure... the crusades, the invasion of Irak and 9-11... I bet it was caused by atheists...)



Anyone who's been brainwashed to the point of saying things like those needs a checkup from the neck-up. Besides, it's not just against atheists. It's against ANYONE who's not in their particular branch of dogma. If you are a christian (not all, just most), you'll think catholics, baptists, mormons, muslims, jews,Wiccans,Buddhistss, brahamanists, shintoists, protestants, atheists,Greek Orthodoxm evangelists,Pentecostalss, Amish, Mennonites and ALL who do NOT follow that specific line of Christian dogma, ALL worship Satan.



I've actually heard that argument from a christian at work, so it's not bullchit. Seriously...

Answer 5

Wow. There are many misconceptions that irritate (or sometimes amuse) me.



1.) I'm evil and worship Satan.

2.) I'm unhappy and can find no joy in life.

3.) I've had a "bad" religious experience that has scarred me for life.

4.) I really do believe in god...I'm just rebellious "like those gays"

5.) I've never read the Bible.

6.) I've never heard the word of the lord.

7.) I'm a sex addict.

8.) I hate god.

9.) Pascal's Wager makes sense.

Answer 6

Most annoying: Religion gives us morals therefore Atheists have no morals

Funniest: that I am a Atheist because I 'hate god'

WTF: I'm atheist because I am possessed by satan



another annoying one is that I will always be sad, angry and lonely without god in my life.

Answer 7

i do no longer and that i've got in no way heard this. notwithstanding if it replaced into real, it does not be a shaggy dog tale. Why do you think of atheists could shaggy dog tale approximately one in each and every of those ingredient like that? Who has been filling your head with such rubbish? consistent with possibility you will desire to flow returned to that individual and tell them that detest-mongering, ideas washing and evil propaganderising is an fairly unchristian act...

Answer 8

I hate how some people assume I am an awful human being who has no morals.



The funniest is when someone assumes I must believe in the devil. Yeah, no.



The thing that makes me go "WTF?" is when a religious person wonders what is stopping me from murdering someone since I don't believe in any gods. Apparently if they didn't believe in a god, they would just run around killing people. WOW.

Answer 9

It all makes me go wtf. But the lack of morals I suppose, since the religious stupid books are so full of hate, murder , genocide, child rape, torture, baby killing, and general mayhem. Yea, real good morality stories.



note to @secular, no actually the proper spelling is babby so the plural is babbies. Although I often forget, and spell it wrong. If you troll just a bit longer you will realize that the accepted spelling when trolling christians, is babby.

Answer 10

When i hear the words; I was saved by god!



Their ignorance of science and education makes them look so gullible.

Answer 11

The best pickin's are at the clinics. Have a look in here. (holds up bucket)



They look like tender bite sized morsels don't they? mmmm MMM! (kicks ground)



Soft and chewy outside, with a crunchy center. (badger offers)

Answer 12

My favorite misconception about Atheists is that they are, by nature, evil, immoral people who are unhappy all the time. Nothing could be farther from the truth.



NOTE TO QUIXOTIC: Sorry, but it's "babies."

Answer 13

I hate that people assume that I was a christian at some point in my life....

Answer 14

I only abort babies.



I do eat babbies and kick puppies though.



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Answer 15

thinking we think the universe came from nothing and that we cant love

Answer 16

If Atheists did indeed eat babies, or do absolutely ANYTHING one could think of, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.



After all, the logical/rational conclusion of Atheism is that there are, ultimately, no OBJECTIVE morals/values or right/wrong........everything is, ultimately, acceptable as all morality is SUBJECTIVE.



EDIT: Refute me, if you can...otherwise all you have is hot air :) oh wait, I forgot, hot air is the only thing I'd expect from nothing other than a highly evolved lump of mass right? LOL.

Answer 17

I eat babies. Baby chickens when I eat eggs, baby sheep when I eat lamb...

Answer 18

There all funny

Answer 19

that Atheists are bad people - that's annoying, funny and makes me go "WTF?"