Why would a person buy a package of water and not know how to use it.........?

Question

Instructions for boiling water:

Preschoolers, and kids age 10 an below:
Read the first sentence and take off stove when done.


Muslims:
Read the first 15 lines and have a group meeting before starting.


Atheists:
Read pages 1 thru 25. and watch 15 minute Video (included).
If you still have a problem, return package of water back to retailer.

Answer 1

WOW

Answer 2

As an atheist, all I can say is, "I've got your package right here!" Then, I'll give you back some water!

Answer 3

I don't think you can buy a 'package' of water. Just a bottle or gallon or a case,etc.



Whats the question here anyway?

Answer 4

They sell packages of water? I guess you should be on that list



You:

Learn about water and what it comes in.

Answer 5

Lmao!!!!

That's hilarious!!

so true, so true, brotha!



Even "package of water", has them baffled.