jesus: black and homosexual, what do you think of the new evidence?

Question

I was reading recently of a new book written by claude vague that posits the idea that jesus was originally a black, homosexual who's ancestry can be traced to namibia and zimbabwe. He sites a plot by various interested parties, roman's, jews, the mercantile and tradesmen's classes of israel to subvert the original gnostic gospel's and portray jesus as a humble white carpenter. In fact, the original jesus (or Jayzuz) preached love and tolerance to all and everyone, and vague hypothisises this as the reason for his untimely and viscious death. The suppression of this knowledge (gay, black) was aided and encouraged by various so called christian sect's throughout the ages. The original judas was just a dissafected boyfreind who was jealous of jayzuz's growing fame and increasing theatricality. apparently the bible has a few allegories and polari from the period by a few brave scribes who dared to leave a few rays of illumination for those who know what to look for. I think its bollocks but look on the vague website for details. www.claudevague.com.

Answer 1

ROFL



Jesus was struttin an afro?

he mustve been hip in those times.

Wickeddd~~~

Answer 2

Yeah, right, 'cause it's really benefitted the Jews to lie about Jesus for the past two thousand years - we've been slaughtered in our millions for the incorrect belief that we killed him!!!



Jesus was born into a Jewish family, he lived and died a practising Jew. He was not black; he was a Semite and he would have looked like a Mizrachi Jew; there are many in Israel and while they are not 'white', neither are they 'black'.



http://www.ajewwithaview.com

Answer 3

sorry I dont, I looked at site and the following goes I am not a fond reader of man version of the Truth Books ( Bible). Jesus in phiscal form (Human Flesh) he was a Jew. So look at the Beatiful Jews to see their color and walla you will know of his color. But note the following.But I know that he was with God Long before being in human form on Earth. Their is alot of False Books and Decievers out there looking to pull people away from his Love and Truth. But I got the felling you want to believe this Book, but the Book The Word and Trueth Sweetie, I Read is the over 4,000 ( the first books)year old book, The Bible

the Bible says as Jesus said (see if he mention this in his Book) He has fullfilled the Laws(hence the 613 Laws in Genisus thru Dueteronimy) one of them says

Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination

He could of not been a same sex fornicator, He never even had sex with anyone, for their is no marrage listed, Man has writen and made up so many thing to try to exscape the truth.

Sweetie, you have the right to believe him or God for it a choice he(God ) has given you.

Happy reading

Answer 4

I believe the latest research shows that Jesus would have been of Middle Eastern descent, not black.

Answer 5

You really need to reel it in, man, cause the spaceship you came to this planet on has left, and I'm afraid that you will be exposed if you keep on babbling space language over the blogisphere.

Answer 6

That's disgusting. IF you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you. Jesus was not white, either. He was of Middle Eastern dissent. Gay & black? Give me a break.

Answer 7

This is as big an atrocity as could be imagined! How dare YOU speak about a man with Jesus' status?! A prophet a messenger a righteous man free from the filth that you accuse him of. Why gay? because He didn't fornicate with every women he seen? Or because he was tender hearted and merciful? these two are not the qualities of homosexuals at all, quite the contrary. And who cares what color he was anyway?! Jesus was sent not to establish homosexuality ( Allah destroyed sodom for that remember? If you have forgotten then look at the dead sea, that is the spot of sodom- see how no life has returned to it? that is a sign for mankind). But rather to establish the worship of Allah alone with no partners. as He is reported to have said in the bible "why do you call me good? there is but one good and that is the father in heaven" a seperation between the two. also he is reported to have said " if you wish to enter paradise then keep the commandments" the first three being the commandment to worship Allah alone! and one of them being not to fornicate (adultry is used but the meaning is the same) and homosexual intercoarse is fornication. "for heaven and earth shall pass but not one letter from the law shall pass" that's in the bible. it is attributed to jesus and it's authenticity is neither confirmed nor denied. as for the Quran then it is clear as jesus says "indeed Allah is your Lord and my Lord, so worship Him" and "verily, I am the slave of Allah. He has made me a prophet and taught me the scripture. and has made me blessed where ever I may be (becasue he commanded the good and forbid the evil). and homosexuality is pure evil. if not then why did Allah destroy sodom? either you believe in totality or you disbelieve in totality there is no inbetween. if you believe then repent to Allah, worship Him alone and believe in His books and messengers, and stop this filth. if you disbelieve then that's your choice and Allah has prepared a reward for every person according to his deeds.

Answer 8

I don't even have to read your entire post to laugh my a$$ off.



Another slime-bucket riding a popular wave to make tons of money off of a bunch sheer idiots who would actually buy that trash.

Answer 9

Interesting on how someone like vague will go to much lengths to fabricate things in order to prove the Bible false, Me thinks he is a bit 'vague' lol on his history.



He reminds me of this bible verse.





2Ti 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

2Ti 4:4 And they shall turn away [their] ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables

Answer 10

It's all good baby, ya got to feel that love and I reckon nobody could love the world more than a gay black guy, given all the nasty things folk say and do to them and so on.

Answer 11

as a proud christian im 99.9999999% sure he was not homosexual but if he was black i got no problem with it.

Answer 12

thats weird, it was never mentioned in the bible jesus like fried chicken

Answer 13

assuming there was a jesus, i know he wouldnt have been black

(a "dark" guy was mentioned in the NT and it must have been unusual, for them to add "dark" to their description of him)

and i doubt jesus would have been homosexual ....or if he was, no way could he act on the "same sex attraction" in 1st century Palestine - that would be asking to be beaten, murdered or locked up



...oh WAIT....

Answer 14

Jesus was not black. Jesus was not homosexual.

This man has written this controversial book to make money. Simply to make money.

Answer 15

Wow, cool.



And did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Answer 16

lol, i dont think jesus ever existed. watch the first part of this video http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/main.htm



and even if jesus did exist, for the climate he lived in, he would definatly not have been white, i know that much

Answer 17

there are many jesus stories

most were destroyed



we are all descended from africans

Answer 18

Very amusing.

Answer 19

Sounds perfectly rational and logical to me!



I believe it!





Why didn't Zeitgeist talk about this? xD

Answer 20

still i am atheist

Answer 21

Be careful God will not be mocked, blasphemy is not wise.

Answer 22

lol

Answer 23

lies from satan- i will stick with the holy bible