Why do atheists believe in the LIE of DNA?

Question

we all know that atheists insist on using complex terminology such as Deoxyribonucleic acid to argue that our bodies are full of it and it changes with evolutionism. But really, what does that mean?
Its an acid. Have you ever seen what happens when we put something in Acid? It Melts!

If our bodies was full of this Acid that directs Evilution, we'd all melt. and since we aren't melting, I thus conclude that our body doesn't have this acid.
Honestly, Atheists make me laugh sometimes with your ridiculous suggestions.
Why do Atheists lie to support Satan's work to make everyone worship Evilution?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution

Answer 1

The link provides a nice touch to the Poe. Well done.

Answer 2

SOME acids melt things.We have special functions in our body to keep some acids from burning us. Like, for example, we have a special line of mucus in our stomachs to keep the stomach acid form burning us. DNA is NOT a lie. I don't believe in you Satan character. NO ONE worships evolution. You are ignorant. Look in a Biology book!

Answer 3

im a christian and i believe in dna. its called biochem u fool.

our body DO have it. thats wht gives u ur characteristics and other mental attributes.

it do change with evolution..what does tt mean? u are ignorant!

as the surrounding changes..our body changes too. this is to let us adapt to the change as quickly as possible such that our body do not slow down or weaken to the changes. one common example is flu.

in the past..ppl die with common flu very easily.

bt because of vaccinations and our adaptability..we change and become more immune to flu. our dna basically create stronger genetic materials.



no dumbphuck..acid doesnt melt. the pH or hydrogen ions in it does. acid with pH range from 1 to 2 has high corrosive character bt DNA only ranges from 6.8 to 7.5. in other words..its not corrosive. in fact its almost like water. besides dna is called an acid because it contains amino acid..a form of protein derivative. protein builds every single friggin thing in ur body including ur genetic material..including the dna..thts why it is known as an acid (amino).



ur argument is actually more laughable and making ridiculous suggestions. i dont see orange with citric acid melt ur tongue.



in God's name..learn science.

Answer 4

Hi,

Deoxyribonucleic acid is found mainly in the fanatical cristian's cranium, in a very concentrated form.

And yes, the acid melts flesh.

Answer 5

DNA is a fact. I think it is great they have it as a way to identify criminals. It is even used to identify military dead when there isn't much of them left etc.



DNA has nothing to do with evolution anyway. This verse should help.



Co 15:39 All flesh is not the same flesh: but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds.

1Co 15:40 There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another.

Answer 6

Why can't you guys get it through your heads that atheism only applies to gods....



BTW, most Christians accept DNA...



Do you have any idea what is in your stomach right now? Better hurry and get that fixed...



I can only conclude you're a troll...

Answer 7

Sure it doesn't exist, that's why people can't detect if someone may have a sickness in the future, because they use "DNA" to detect some of them. Or may be able to clone extinct animals?

Oh, wait......

Answer 8

acid just means that it is acidic on the ph scale, does soda melt you?

Answer 9

Ahhh a healthy dose of satire in the morning. :)

Answer 10

acid makes things melt? do you melt when you eat an orange? Christan's are getting dumber every day!

Answer 11

Stay away from that Scientific hogwash. you may just learn something. Don't want that.

Answer 12

Shh! I'm trying to clone a Mc Rib.

Answer 13

Because lie rhymes with pie.



And everyone likes pie.

Answer 14

I agree James. He isn't worthy of a full /facepalm.

Answer 15

Oh dude, the link. It brings me brain pain at the stupid.

Answer 16

you forgot the PH scale my boy

Answer 17

you're either joking or incredibly goofy

Answer 18

Get off our side, troll.

Answer 19

You are truly an imbecile.



Get a clue...

Answer 20

I hope you are a troll, atheist, JW or Mormon.

Answer 21

I think that DNA screams GOD!

Answer 22

Facts... I guess.

Answer 23

You're so damn clever!

Answer 24

help me ... i'm mellllllllllllllllllllting

Answer 25

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