Is Google the closest thing we have to a God?

Question

-It answers my questions with many answers.(closest thing to omniscience)
-It is anywhere where there is a internet connection.(closest thing to omnipresent)
-It is immortal since it can not die of old age.
-It is infinite as it can theoretically grow forever


Even though there is one thing that would set it from any other God

We can see it.

Answer 1

If that is the case than google created the universe out of nothing , it gives you the Holy Spirit, created man (which MAN CREATED IT)



IT DID NONE OF THOSE THINGS GOOGLE IS NOT GOD

Answer 2

i do no longer understand, yet think of approximately this. the internet is in actuality the Wizard of oz.. quite! My liquid crystal show video show went undesirable. I did a seek and postings instructed me to replace 3 capacitors. I did and that fastened it. factor is, the internet is all-understanding. It regulations! All hail the Wiz!

Answer 3

Did you know that even God uses Google when someone asks him a question that he doesn't know the answer to?

Answer 4

I have a proof that Google is God



check this out:





http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

Answer 5

Nah - I know some guys who work for Google and helped create it. Serious geeks, but definitely NOT gods (please don't give 'em any ideas...) ;-)

Answer 6

Yes (very interesting question).

Answer 7

do u pray to it 2?

Answer 8

well the first two letters in both do match...can't be a coincidence can it?

Answer 9

WHAT?! You can't use the G-word on here.... that is g**gl*.

Answer 10

i think i'm becoming a believer...

Answer 11

hah. yeaaah.