Question:
Has anyone noticed? Apparently my question is too short to?
Edward J
2008-08-04 11:01:10 UTC
The new spell checker makes bigger mistakes than I do. (And that is pretty bad). It just corrected my mistake writing toforgive into tforgiveive. Huh. Whats up with that?
25 answers:
2008-08-04 11:12:58 UTC
Oh yes! Today I tried to post the succinct question, What is worship? only to be told by Yahoo's computer that it was 6 characters short, so I had to waffle on to get it accepted!



Then, upon giving answers, this infernal computer suggested I was using an awful lot of punctuation! Is not the bane of our lives those punctuationally challenged individuals who never use a full stop, nor a comma, let alone quotation marks? And as for the spell-check, all I can say is, go take a long walk off a short pier. Until Yahoo! educates its computer in the intricate nature of foreign-language words frequently used in the realms of religion (especially for Islam) it will remain nothing but an irritant that tests one's sanctification. Upon reflection - perchance that is the whole point of the spell check?
2008-08-04 11:12:37 UTC
I agree with most of the answers given herein. The new "spell checker" is pretty useless. At odd times the old "spell checker" will pop up and save the day for me.



I have a Merriam-Webster electronic dictionary by "Franklin" that I depend on until Yahoo gets their act together.
Beulah
2008-08-04 11:19:35 UTC
Yahoo paid off the old spell checker and replaced it with one of the dealers from that Yahoo Pyramids game.
2008-08-04 11:07:32 UTC
I agree. This spell checker is a nuisance---more trouble than it's worth.
Beautiful Dreamer
2008-08-04 11:11:21 UTC
Whoa kelly, slow 'er down! Okay the tip thing is bothering me too!! Yeah and I thought I could spell. Oh well!!
2008-08-04 11:05:50 UTC
Mine stopped working, just stays quiet...



And the 20 letter questions also make no sense.
Abi
2008-08-05 02:39:08 UTC
I think it's improving my spelling, because I have to keep correcting it:)
Persian Melon
2008-08-04 11:09:53 UTC
Yes ! this spell check is for the birds I totally ignore it... bd
Neil5624
2008-08-04 11:05:49 UTC
It's a miracle! A sign from God!!



Rev. Neil

Illuminati
Uncle Thesis
2008-08-04 11:04:14 UTC
You've locked in to the secret of the universe!
audiorich
2008-08-04 11:05:18 UTC
It's because of the overwhelming amount of atheists, they're messing with the system
2008-08-04 11:06:16 UTC
its just a pain in the butt....says im using to much punctuation just cuz im using dots...whooptie whoop
VAndors Excelsior™ (Jeeti Johal Bhuller)™
2008-08-04 11:04:26 UTC
I havenet coem acvross the nwe spekkll chekcar yet ...
2008-08-04 11:08:56 UTC
Yeah... tforgiveive, you know like....





Mary tforgiveived all the way to school.



You know... to tforgiveive.
2008-08-04 11:05:37 UTC
I agree it is not much help
Rockadayjohnny
2008-08-04 11:04:09 UTC
May you find it in your heart tforgiveive.
x . . Lauren
2008-08-04 11:04:32 UTC
Pray to God for an answer and if you are worthy, he will deliver one. And use spaces. obv.
2008-08-04 11:05:17 UTC
yes, its a bit of a shambles to be honest, it also doesnt like extreme punctuation, like this...................
No Gods, No Masters
2008-08-04 11:05:04 UTC
Must be the work of satan





*sarcasm*
Ghost♂
2008-08-04 11:11:24 UTC
lol i know, i think its satans atheists controling it, causing chaos...
KG = Lucky Duck!
2008-08-04 11:11:31 UTC
I KNOW! IT TOLD ME I MISPELLED SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T. OOPS! OH, YES, AND I AM SHOUTING.
Kelly
2008-08-04 11:07:11 UTC
Don't feel bad about your believe. I was raised as a Christian though I had alot of problems with the Bible as a child. Quite frankly I didn't believe in it. When I got older I started researching and investigating outside souces to see if this is true. I know know it is and will tell you how........





The Bible starts with Genesis - which in Latin means Race, Family, Kind



It says that God created the universe instantaneously. Science now call that the Big Bang Theory



It gives the chronological order of how life appeared on this Earth and modern science agrees.



It stated thousands of years ago that the Earth was a sphere. Europeans thought the earth was flat in the not so distant past!



It says that all humans are descended from two people. Known as Adam and Eve. Why those names? Because Adam literally means man and Eve literally means "mother of all living.



Now with the discovery of DNA science has proven that is true.



The Bible never said Adam and Eve were the only humanoids here. It just said we are the only one created by God.



Satan is not a snake! He came to Eve in a humanoid form and had sex with her and mixed the bloodline.



Science knows that human forms have roamed this Earth for thousands of years, but they can't explain how our brains got so big and we got so smart all of a sudden.



The Bible tells of a great flood. Science has proven this catastrophe.



Sand and lake marine life found on the top of our highest mountains. Which proves that they used to be thousands of miles lower!



The North Pole shifted 3000 miles. And used to be in Canada. The Great Pyramids and all other ancient monuments in ALL OTHER CONTINENTS are aligned with this old north pole. Why? Because this was their tradition for thousands of years before the catastrophe and it continued after.



It speaks of giants in the earth. Do a google search of the giant human skeletons they found around the world 12 feet or more!



In the thousandsss of years since its been written, (the bible is a compulation of books)

not ONE THING HAS EVER BEEN DISPROVEN! If anything it is consistently proven to be true with each new developement.



If you read the bible as an informational book you will see that all life's answers are there. The problem is people don't like the reality of it.



God, Angels, Devil, Demon they are all entities that are not of this world. Aliens, extraterrestrial. People don't get alarmed all this means is that they are not of this planet.



One powerful alien created man. Another alien created other life forms on earth. God told his creation don't have sex with those creatures even though they look like you they are not the same



The devil in human form sexually seduced Eve, She put Adam on and they had children. But the problem came in when Eve got pregnant by the devil. Now her pure dna was mixed with his impure dna. That is why we cant achieve perfect, it is in our dna.



Genesis Chapter 6 starts with the fact that the "sons of God" has sex with human women. They had babies. Giants. We have found there bones and look it up if you don't believe me, there dwellings as well with 25 foot beds!!!!!



All through the Bible it speaks of Angels coming down from the heavens. People still report this but we call them aliens now.



Look at Ancient people and I do mean ancient cave painting, rock carvings of aliens? They are found all over the world.



The Bible gives a reason there are different races on this earth. They didn't all spring from some black person in Africa. That is the biggest myth in the world.



Some of us are the result of Alien Blood and human blood.



Some of us are a result of inbreeding. Look at the story where two sisters had babies by their father after the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah.



I think I know who those modern descendants are! I don't want to offend. But it is science. Y Haplogroup DNA chart traces genetic mutations.



Modern science tell us that the baby of close relatives can have problems. Genetic mutations. Don't you hate that!



Now the question is how did it mutate. Back to the Bible.



Aliens, Mutations, and some are just other life forms created by a different entity that created me.

Every prophecy of an Ancient Civilizations fate has come true. We know that Sodom and Gomorrah happened even if we don't know the reason for it.



Research the Satelite Image of the believed Ark in the mountain of Ararat under the ice. Global warming is causing the ice to melt I am sure more of the bible will be proven.
Anthony
2008-08-04 11:03:50 UTC
God will forgive you
awesome!
2008-08-04 11:03:47 UTC
its retarded. and we all know that.
Xx_*MiSs*MyStErIoUs*_xX
2008-08-04 11:04:42 UTC
not a clue

SORRY!!!


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