YUP !
Me N Bubba thunk them air scientists r dumb !
Said The ....
Fat WA stupid, uneducated, delusional, Homophobic, Islamaphobic , racist, ignorant, stupid, war mongering, inbred, drunken, hillbilly, moron FUNDIE Cracker !
The Single Cell and the Complex DNA code that gives each individual Cell its function just happened.
No one designed it it just happened !
OR
The big bang science says an alien brought it to Earth ...
But
Wait if
Who gave it to the Alien ?
Crap it is a circle jerk.
of course the simple answer is God and the Bible proves God by prophecy !
Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
He promised a messiah one who would be born with only a woman's Seed.
Jesus was born of a Virgin !
Mary and Joesph and their children testified that Jesus is God.
Jesus is the visible image of the invisible God.
Jesus is the WORD that made everything ...
(John 1:1 KJV) In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
(John 1:2 KJV) The same was in the beginning with God.
(John 1:3 KJV) All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
(John 1:4 KJV) In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Jesus is the Word and that Word has life and that life is put into everyone at birth.
(John 1:14 KJV) And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
John says that WE that is all of those that knew him SAW him as the Messiah begotten by the Father ... born of a Virgin .... Mary who ... lived with John after Jesus' Crucifixion .... Who did miracles himself and witnessed miracles by others.
Now Jesus says We must be born to our parents by water !
And to be part of the Kingdom of God we must be born from God above .... our second birth!
(John 3:3 KJV) Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
How?
(John 3:5 KJV) Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
(John 3:6 KJV) That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
(John 3:7 KJV) Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
(John 3:8 KJV) The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
We know Gods spirit because our spirit recognizes His Spirit and crys out in our heart Abba Father
Daddy .... Father .... creator of everything.
Foolish to those who perish ....
But
to those of us who are excersised the Power and Glory of God.
Is there a Spiritual World.
Yes.
The Spirit in me is me
not
the color of my skin
or
the shape of my body.
No threat just information for you to consider
What you do with the TRUTH is going to be required from us all.
Judgement starts at the household of God.
Maranatha
*** Hey doc Amazo you n Bubba went tae school on Jesus Street ? What year you gradeeaaate ?
slobbers down one cheek !
One tabbaco stained tooth showing ...
Picks out a wee tune on the 5 string waiting !
For Amazoo to lose track of tonites supper while Bubba lumbers off in tather diiie-wreck-sion
Burp !
********** Alex .... Me N Bubba threw some fish up on the bank and did us a experiment .... but
Them dad burn racoons they jes kept a eatin them fish before they could
Get one breath out.
We finally jus gave it up ?? It was not quite 25 million years we tried though.
Corn liquor helped us stay some !
Me N Bubba we like tae speerament wi stuff ?
I hear tell ... guv gran money to make mud have children ?
Where can we git this money?
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