Atheist's! Did you know they found God-particles on the Shroud of Turin?

Question

Leading theo-scientists have examined the Shroud of Turin using a new God particle testing kit developed by CERN. They used it to test the Holy Shroud and guess what? It turned blue! This means the Shroud of Turin is literally swarming with God-particles, which explains why the Carbon-14 tests were thrown off and make the Shroud look newer than it really is. Checkmate, Atheist's!

Corinthians I 9:7

Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock? (KJV)

Answer 1

I call bull shite. In 1988 a radiocarbon courting attempt became into achieved on small samples of the shroud, on the college of Oxford, the college of Arizona, and the Swiss Federal Institute of technologies, with ninety 5% self perception concluding that they date from the middle an prolonged time, between 1260 and 1390[7][8]. (Wikipedia, the article you printed proper here) "...it quite is uncertain if those are an comparable simply by actuality the shroud it extremely is now indoors the Cathedral in Turin.[22] The Catholic Encyclopedia echoes an comparable sentiment: "a definite venture became into introduced approximately by using using the life someplace else of distinctive Shrouds added inspired with the discern of Jesus Christ."[23] even inspite of the undeniable fact that, the Catholic encyclopedia, besides as yet another authors recommend that the recorded historic previous lines returned to the 14th century, yet an commencing place date indoors the fifteenth century has additionally been suggested." inspite of the undeniable fact that the purely proper quote yet: "besides the undeniable fact that products of burial cloths of Jesus are claimed by using using a minimum of four church properties in France and 3 in Italy, none has accumulated as lots religious following simply by actuality the Shroud of Turin." So, it extremely is the authentic shroud? feels like a Monty Python skit. "I very own the shroud of Turin, and so does my better half!"

Answer 2

The higgs boson theory is a quantum physics discovery that reveals that matter replicates - calling it the 'god' particle is misleading for the religious - 'god' particle doesn't mean jesus or the xtian god, just as it doesn't mean allah, it doesn't even mean god. The bigger fascination is that matter replicates - it has nothing to do with religion.



That corinthians verse is really ironic since it means - you believe in xtainity so you learn from xtianity and so of course you believe in xtainity. Learn from another vineyard, another source of information to really learn something.



In the 2nd creation parable, God is personified as saying we may learn and believe (eat) from all the teachings (trees) on Earth, BUT NOT from the mythology of babylon - good versus evil (tree...of good and evil) is NOT knowledge, but the term is used sarcastically.

Answer 3

Wow. God particles all over the shroud. Those Torinos are really getting lax about their housekeeping standards. I'm going to have to speak to the manager about this.

Answer 4

I guess you didn't actually read what the "god(damned)" particle really is. Too bad. It would have made better reading than your "question".



The Higgs boson has nothing to do with religion, or god. It's an elusive sub-atomic particle.



Your woeful ignorance seems to be common among the religious. I am sorry for you.

Answer 5

aha got to be a troll the higgs field is all around us and gives things their mass so of course the shroud of turin would have them aha

Answer 6

That's some decent trolling, good humorous elements: 6/10

Answer 7

I heard they found the God particle on Ray Comfort's banana too.

See, it was really was intelligently designed for our grubby little hands.

Answer 8

See, this is why we need to stop callings Higg's Boson "the god particle". It confuses the simpleminded.

Answer 9

You must be new here. This was already discussed. The God particle is just a name, doesn't prove God, originally was gonna be the Goddamn particle, blah blah blah...

Answer 10

I don't care.



I've stubbed my big toe.



It hurts

Answer 11

Lying for Jesus is still lying.

Answer 12

LOL



I don't care for chess....