Christians and Atheists, are you going to have fun today?

Question

Well why not? This is the United States 235th Birthday, you should rejoice and be glad in it.

I authorize you to have some fun today, you can repent for eating one too many Hot Dogs tomorrow.

Answer 1

Plenty of fun! As always, though if it stops raining we'll light sparklers too!

Answer 2

Well, I had to work on our nation's birthday (Canada - July 1st) got time and a half. Today, I go to City Hall and pay our property taxes. Hope everyone in America has a blast today on your country's birthday. Happy B'Day US!

Answer 3

I plan on going to a celebration that includes a band playing patriotic songs, a car show, and an inexhaustible supply of home-made ice cream and ice-cold watermelon slices.

Answer 4

We're not all Americans, pumpkin, but yes, I'm going to have a great deal of fun today.



No hot dogs, though...I don't eat beef and the thought of chicken or turkey dogs makes me a bit ill.





Happy belated Canada Day, Auntie Pantie.



@Jingles, darling, thank you!! Happy belated Canada Day to you!!!

Answer 5

I'm having fun at home, but I'm not going anywhere near town. Too many crazy drunk tourists there.

Answer 6

I'm on a quest to find fireworks that don't say "made in China"...

Answer 7

I had my fun on the first, Canada Day.

Answer 8

a) are you having a party?

b) why weren't we invited?

Answer 9

you authorize nothing, you pretender.



me, i will pray today.



fun is for the weak and heathens.



fun. meh.

Answer 10

ʕ •á´¥•Ê” too old...