Did you know theres a gay bible now?

Question

"Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah. A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.

Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible. Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas. In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.

Westboro Baptist Church has promised to picket Pink Cross Publishing and any store selling the new Bible. In response, members of the gay community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing.

A companion workbook for children will also be available for use in Sunday schools. With input from newly defrocked priests, a Catholic version of the gay-friendly Bible will be published by year end."

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=237

Answer 1

There has been a gay bible for years, the Polari bible is awesome!



Genesis

Chapter 1



1 In the beginning Gloria created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was nanti form, and void; and munge was upon the eke of the deep. And the fairy of Gloria trolled upon the eke of the aquas.

3 And Gloria cackled, Let there be sparkle: and there was sparkle.

4 And Gloria vardad the sparkle, that it was bona: and Gloria medzered the sparkle from the munge.

5 And Gloria screeched the sparkle journo, and the munge she screeched nochy. And the bijou nochy and the morning were the first journo.

Answer 2

Adam and steve? Well all though I heard this ignorance before, I'll just say if that was the case life would have ended with them. Like it or not Gay goes against evolution too!

Answer 3

Now, I'm fine with the regular old bible, and I'm also totally cool with homosexuals, but this is just stupid. Do I really have to explain myself for this one?

Answer 4

So Westboro Church "endorsed" it. That's a good sign.

Answer 5

It may be a gay book, but it isn't the Bible.

Answer 6

I'd hate to be the poor souls who contrive this one. Talking about being in the crosshairs of God. God Bless you.

Answer 7

thats unbelievable i thought you were joking. that the most sinful thing i've ever seen and i'm what you called a laid back christian .really are in the last days.

Answer 8

Sickening.

Answer 9

Yeah, talk about fiction!