Question:
Atheists and others do you like my poem about Jesus?
Indigo Warrior
2014-06-12 23:23:39 UTC
I shared this with a girl I liked today and she felt I was so romantic and deep anyways enjoy I hope you like my tribute to Jesus

Waters of Healing

the water of a toilet would is so placid that is like where the elk roam in a pristine stream out in nature wait I am uniting you oh Athiests and Christians the toilet appears in waves it's like semetrical wavy blue and Yellow lines but it's like man there is no toilet here anymore what happened to it oh well I guess I am peeing and like I feel it in a puddle around me wait am I dreaming cause I wasn't peeing when I came to the last supper and held Jesus's hand and I was crying when he was executed I felt his pain for the world I was staring in a toilet and I saw Jesus Christ I knew at that point he died for your sins and the sins of the entire world. If he wasn't alive then what did I see in the semetrical shapes and colors that make up a toilet it seems like thousands of years since I peed but I know Jesus from that moment and I know you would want to know him too oh Athiest why do you lie oh christian come to me in the semetrical bowl and lines of a toilet I see your face I unite you and I pray for you by the placid streams in the bowl of my toilet I pray for you my friends
Five answers:
2014-06-12 23:30:54 UTC
Sorry Adlof Hitler have stole my toilet
The Eye
2014-06-12 23:30:28 UTC
Needs more cowbell...
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2014-06-12 23:25:38 UTC
Very inspirational, it made me pee.
goldfish
2014-06-13 04:48:22 UTC
yes, good job.
Chris Ancor
2014-06-12 23:25:19 UTC
No.


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