Christians hardly read to Bible... they obey their Preachers...
KING DAVID was at least BISEXUAL!
1 Sam 18:1-4
Jonathan became one in spirit with David*
(*Jonathan was his first love!)
and he loved him as himself… And Jonathan made a deal with David because HE LOVED HIM as himself*
(*TWICE! For redundancy, and to make sure that religious people understand!)
Jonathan took off the robe he was wearing and gave it to David, along with his tunic*
(*he got naked to the bone in a hardcore show of GAY LOVE!)
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God’s elite prophets spoke in the NUDE! God sent Isaiah TOTALLY NAKED for years at a time promoting the “virgin birth” bit -Isa20:2-3!
TOTAL NUDITY was expected from anybody speaking for God!
1 Sam 19:24
He*
(*Jonathan’s dad)
stripped off his robes and also prophesied in Samuel's presence*
(*they were both NAKED!)
He lay* (*!!!) that way all that day and night*
(*was he alluring any passer by to join him?)
This is why people say, "Is Saul also among the prophets?"
(*He was cool, but he broke up with God! He had no guts to slaughter Palestinian babies! 1Sam15:3. So God had to kill him! 1Chron10:13-14).
1 Sam 19:2
But Jonathan Saul's son delighted much in David*
(*not with girls!)
1 Sam 20
[30]
Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman* (*SOB!), do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse* (*David) to thine own confusion*
(*Are you gay or what?)
and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness*
(*Jonathan knew his mom in the nude)
[41] and they kissed one another*
(*French kissing!)
and wept one with another, until David exceeded*
(*he came!)
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At Jonathan’s funeral service, King David laments that no other man in the world, not even Jesus Christ would turn him on like he did!
2 Sam 1:26
I* (*King David) grieve for you, Jonathan my brother* (*brother in law!); you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, MORE WONDERFUL THAN THAT OF WOMEN!
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Christians strongly oppose same sex marriage for MEN whose love to each other is Biblically speaking, “more wonderful than that of WOMEN.” This word “women” in Hebrew, Strong #802 is used PRIMARILY for MARRIED WOMEN!
2 Sam 12:8
I* (*God) gave your master's house to you* (*King David), and your master's wives into your arms*
(*lots of girls into David’s bare arms!)
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God gave King David all his father-in-law’s wives, including Jonathan’s horny mom.
The Bible is full of “sex in the family” stories.
Incest, favoring men is enforced by God’s Law (Num36:8)!
No Law in the Bible bars lesbian affairs! Saint Paul frowns at them because they wouldn’t love Jesus!
He also hates young widows getting horny too fast and wishing to get married again, instead of becoming nuns “Brides of Christ” for ever (ITim5:9-13).
He won’t allow ANY woman to speak in Church, either (1Cor14:34-35).
King Solomon had not 72, but over 1,000 women to please sexually at least once every 4 years. Some of them were probably Lesbians, or cheaters, or dildo fans, or maybe he enjoyed group sex inviting a lot of his friends. Most Christians don’t want to go to Hell talking about it!
1 Kings 11:3
He* (*King Solomon) had seven hundred wives of royal birth*
(*God had 700!!! neighboring Palestinian kings breeding princesses just for him!)
and three hundred concubines*
(*300 sex slaves with full benefits… Wow!)
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Jesus never changed any gay or lesbian orientation! Instead, God the Father promised in writing the full unconditional restoration of Sodom (Eze16:48-55).
David earned the hand of his first wife Michal (Jonathan’s sister) by messing with the penis of 200 dead Palestinians. He circumcised their penis in a POST MORTEM RITUAL!
1 Sam 18:27
David and his men*
(*David was an illiterate shepherd and the boss of a gang of thugs that helped him to kill 200 Palestinians!)
He brought their foreskins and presented the FULL NUMBER*
(*200! He wanted to make sure so he counted several times)
to the king*
(*David became “a man after God’s own heart!” King Saul asked only 100, but he brought an extra 100; it inspired Jesus to teach about “walking the extra mile”)
so that he might become the king's son-in-law*
(*no porno movie today gets this SMUTTY. You must read the Bible!)
Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage!