What kind of new glitches and useless features can we expect.....?

Question

now that Yamster's thinking of yet another series of updates to Y!a ?

Answer 1

I wouldn't be surprised if they want to make Yahoo Answers 3D, so all the failing and trolling will have an extra dimension.

Answer 2

Our appeals being unread and our legitimate questions not being reinstated.

Accounts randomly disappearing with no explanation.

Being able to add suspended accounts to our network.

Users having the ability to report people on their contacts list.

Our questions failing to post.

Yahoo Answers being currently unavailable.

The Additional Details we add to questions not being visible to anyone else.

Report monkeys being able to remove questions immediately.

The elimination of our 360 pages.

Losing the ability to thumbs a question.

Smaller avatars.



If they can double that list over the next year, I'm guessing there won't be a Y!A. Murphy's already pwned this place big time.

Answer 3

It will be like a woman living in a trailer park with 8 kids drooling on her huge boobs which are hanging to her belly button by now, sitting on her phone doing 900 sex line while her kids run amuck in her trailer shaving the cat and the dog and, going next door to the neighbors house to have unprotected sex at age 12.

pure state of confusion and malfunction is what I am trying to get at, just in case someone's brain cannot wrap around the intensity of it all.

Answer 4

Snazzy animations thay slow down the interface and occasionally result in javascript errors.



What they need to do is fix some of the actual problems. Such as allowing more than 30 answers on the first page so that I don't get stuck on the 2nd page of doom so often.

Answer 5

A list of Report monkeys appearing each time an answer gets reported

That would be really useful

Answer 6

A new 'pinging' sound every time a question is posted. On any section. Just so they can get the most use out of the very expensive machine that goes 'PING!'

Answer 7

Prediction: Y!A will be down for a week. A useful feature, actually.

Answer 8

More advertisements for completly useless products

Answer 9

More random points for doing nothing? Sounds good to me right... right?

Answer 10

More deleted questions and more ADs

Answer 11

one day, everyone gets suspended! yay :D