Question:
Well it's been about 2000 years, doesn't the Bible deserve a sequel or maybe even a decent trilogy?
Shangblangy11
2009-05-20 08:48:32 UTC
Y'know something like when the army of demons lead by Satan rise up from the ground to take over planet earth turning humanity into slaves making them work for less than minimum wage with retaliation from the dynamic three-o, God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost (whoever he is) backed by an entourage of angels coming to the human rescue kicking some demon ***, epic battles with loads of blood, gore 'n stuff. Throw in a couple of sex scenes, a bit of nudity here and there and the usual stoning and miracles to keep the fans happy, I could be onto a good book here.
Of course there's always the happy ending with possible doom with The dynamic three-o kicking Satans butt and him shaking his fists at the end shouting " you may have beaten me now God, Jebus and the Holy whoever you are, but you've never heard the last of Satan (fading out to credits with his evil laughter), HA HA HA HA HA HA."
So what do you think, am I onto something here???
As long as we stay adamant that this actually happened for real they'll most likely still believe it in another 2000 years. Open up a few more churches and cathedrals, think of the money that could be made not counting the merchandise, Jesus T-shirts and Dynamic Three-o action figures.
38 answers:
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:30 UTC
Why have a sequel when you can just keep rewriting the same thing over and over and over?



A Short History of the Bible

http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm

Today we still have dozens of Bible translation versions, with Bible scholars still arguing over the meaning and proper translations of words and phrases. The following shows just a few of the most popular versions:



King James Version (KJV)

The New King James Version (NKJV)

Modern King James Version [Green's Translation] (MKJV)

Literal Translation Version [Green] (LITV)

International Standard Version (ISV)

The New International Version (NIV)

English Standard Version (ESV)

New English Bible (NEB)

American Standard Version (ASV)

New American Standard Bible (NASB)

Revised Standard Version (RSV)

New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)

Contemporary English Version (CEV)

Today's English Version (TEV)

The Living Bible (LB)

New Century Version (NC)

New Life Version (NLV)

New Living Translation (NLT)

Young's Literal Translation (YLT)

Revised Young's Literal Translation (RYLT)

John Darby's New Translation

Weymouth New Testament Translation

Rotherham's



(One might wonder what will happen to the "new" revisions a few hundred years from now. Nevertheless, the King James Version still remains the most used Bible in the world today and it will probably continue its popularity long into the future.)



No doubt that future versions of Bibles will surface in the future: revisions of previously revised Bibles and newer revisions of new versions. The history of the many versions of the Bible stories, from the ancient Mesopotamian myths to the varied interpretations, interpolations, and versions of the Bible speaks volumes about the reliability of their interpretations and the alleged "truth" they claim the Bible holds, because it shows that the Bible comes not from supernatural agents but rather from human imagination. We have not one shred of evidence for the supernatural influence on human written works (and mostly from unknown authors), but we do have an abundance of evidence for human recorded beliefs and myths. This shows a marked difference between those of scientific works and those deriving from religious minds. For example, Euclid's Elements written around 300 B.C.E. has changed little since its inception. Scientists don't argue and debate about its meaning because they know it doesn't represent an absolute or fixed work. It only provides a step in the understanding of geometry. Most Christian apologists, on the other hand, view the Bible as fixed and absolute, if only they could only just get the interpretation correct. But regardless of how much they want the Bible to reflect their particular beliefs, they can never dislodge the violence and atrocities described and condoned by their God in the stories in the Old Testament. Nor can they dismiss the even more horrific result of the horrors of Hell as amplified by the words of the alleged Jesus in the New Testament where almost everyone on earth dies in eternal fire. In short, Bible belief influences horror, not by the majority but by the few that actually believe in its macabre prophecy and have the power to force their beliefs onto the majority.



We have little reason to think that violence inspired by Bibles and other religious texts will ever cease. One only has to look at the religious wars around the world to see belief's everlasting destructive potential. One only has to look at the Protestant-Catholic uprising in Ireland, the conflicts in the middle east with Jews fighting Moslems & Christians, the Gulf war, Sudan's civil war between Christians and Islamics, the Bosnia conflicts, and the war in Iraq. The desperate acts of fanatical individuals who have killed for their beliefs of Jesus, Mohammed, God or Satan would create a death list unmatched by any other method in history. The "Holy" Bible supports the notion of war and destruction, not only as a prophesy but as a moral necessity. If we wish to become a peaceful species, it may well serve us to understand the forces of belief that keep us in continual conflict and why the Bible has such a stronghold on the minds of people around the world.
Trollface.jpg
2009-05-20 09:01:19 UTC
The Bible has been around this long because it is widely accepted and it's even older than the Quaran. Don't make fun of the Christians in here, as it is very unneeded. We, the true Christians, don't find this funny. THE BIBLE IS NOT A MERCHANDISING PLOY! Most of the stores I know that sell items that have to do with the Bible, usually donate their money to an orphanage, a church, or even those people in Africa that are too lazy to go hunt for their own freaking food!
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anonymous
2009-05-20 12:57:50 UTC
1) Well it's been about 2000 years, doesn't the Bible deserve a sequel or maybe even a decent trilogy?



Come on, now - it's already a hexakontalogy (66 books) - even in the Protestant editions. How many do you want? Maybe you should check out the Ethiopian Orthodox Church - 81 books, I believe...



Jim, http://www.christianwebprogramming.com/br/
?
2009-05-20 08:53:41 UTC
you may not agree but this is the better of the two



you just have to except people stop ANALYZING!!!! them....



oh righteous one.......

dont expect **** from people all you can do is talk and make friendly conversation....dont judge,analyse,think about what they say[only if its directed at you though] other than that bottom line is dont EXPECT anything from them and i mean anything and youll get along just cherry.



Otherwise you'll just be a . . . . . loner 0.0





very well put schizophrenia follows the same path in life perhaps other disabilities and witchcraft ok and illuminati



spirtuality should one day however (and id like to support it i hope you as well) a balance of free will balanced harmony



this to me is the definition of a saint that the pope recognises and so forth



big difference from me to you however i put others before myself even here at yahoo but honstly am cautious



this is a leaches feeding ground



there are two paths however one path is the short and narrow the other is a path of a judgemental wide path



know these were your words however you are far and few between in admiring the finish line of your definition of the illuminati
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:57:52 UTC
Mel Gibson made the passion, Scorsese made the temptation, all we need is J3: The Return by John Woo starring Jason Stratham as Jesus and Chow Yon Fat as Peter.
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:58 UTC
The new testament is the sequel. Unlike most things, it's better than the first ones. At least in terms of its intended purpose as a moral guide, but that's bad for a film because there's less sex and violence.
bindysdogs
2009-05-20 08:55:22 UTC
In the next 2000 years that will be a new chapter of life, but not in the life we know of as today. There will be a book of life, it's up to you tobe a part of that history or not. I think you have already decided that that particular trilogy wont be a part of your history...Sorry
GodotIsWaiting4U
2009-05-20 09:06:41 UTC
Talk to Islam. I believe they have the sequel you seek. Otherwise, just wait around; plenty of crazy sects out there, one of them's gotta turn out something like that sooner or later.
.
2009-05-20 09:06:09 UTC
they ripped the storyline to pieces but the context remained the same have you heard of the matrix trilogy?



- i believe



- the Trinity is most beautiful



two things you'll rarely find an atheist say
jake
2009-05-20 08:55:32 UTC
I was just thinking about this last night. It's about time they give the Bible a modern day makeover.
?
2014-03-16 04:44:29 UTC
The curtain call will bring the house down. After that, new scrolls will be opened.
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:57:15 UTC
No. The Bible is completed when Apostle John closed the canon adding that 'no one should add to it or take away from it' lest they will be punished.
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:54:37 UTC
I already categorize the bible with other fantasy books like the Disk World series.



It would make a good movie though. :)



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?
2009-05-20 08:55:15 UTC
It is all written. By choice we have agreed. One could only ask God to have mercy on those who don't accept the Truth.
Candy Floss
2009-05-20 08:52:57 UTC
Ha ha ha Love it!!!!



They will never bring a sequel of the bible out as its all rubbish - stories told in ancient times to children and written down - somehow someone came up with putting all the stories together and calling the book the bible - yeah right
the declared
2009-05-20 09:00:42 UTC
laugh and mock all you want....its people like you who really do believe in God but are too weak to follow the calling, so you spend all your time mocking Christians when you know deep down Jesus loves you and is calling you to himself.
?
2009-05-20 08:53:31 UTC
The Mormons already have the third book

in the series. ( A real page turner.)
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:57:23 UTC
Obviously not dear. Hardly anyone reads it anyway.

In modern civilized countries with an efficient public school system, thanks to education for all, religious delusions and superstitions quietly fade away...
?
2009-05-20 08:53:39 UTC
The biggest lie ever told? I think it should get that label



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tjsgigante
2009-05-20 08:53:27 UTC
I don´t know about all your other comments, but that´s why I love the fact that God has called prophets and apostles in our day.



Revelation has continued.
Gregory
2009-05-20 08:54:48 UTC
no the end is very near when all men will be called to account for their actions.





God is getting ready to set up his eternal kingdom on earth



he is calling all to repent and turn to him for salvation
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:57:37 UTC
The bible is complete.
Jabber wock
2009-05-20 08:53:36 UTC
Sure, but this time they shouldn't forget the 'fiction' disclaimer.
Lisette
2009-05-20 08:52:53 UTC
God's Word never changes it is the same yesterday, today and forever
denofpsychosis
2009-05-20 08:52:17 UTC
Just don't let George Lucas make it.
Mission Failed
2009-05-20 08:53:02 UTC
why, are you a fan of Harry potter and lord of the rings?
?
2009-05-20 08:52:43 UTC
We have a trilogy; It is called the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:51:35 UTC
isnt the Quran kinda the sequel?
C•Nymph
2009-05-20 08:52:46 UTC
The Bible is real, and when the Lord our God returns to save us Christians and you're left behind, we will see who will be the last one laughing.
Lady of Liberty
2009-05-20 08:55:28 UTC
do not add or take away from Bible
я℮ḋ αтℏ℮їṧṫ
2009-05-20 08:53:08 UTC
No THAT would be worth reading!
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:11 UTC
Isn't that what the Book of Mormon is? LOL
Pastor Biker
2009-05-20 08:52:49 UTC
no its truth was then now and will be tommorrow the same
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:51:22 UTC
no it is everything we need right now.
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:46 UTC
THIS IS AWESOME
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:35 UTC
lol wut
anonymous
2009-05-20 08:52:11 UTC
haha... thanks for cheering me up... :)


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