Can you recognize when someone is possessed of a pythonic spirit?

Question

Can you recognize when someone is possessed of a pythonic spirit?

Answer 1

Sure. It's when they start giving oracular prophecy from Apollo. I just hate when that happens.

Answer 2

Well, it usually starts slowly, with a little Dead Parrot or Cheese Shop. Then it can start to gain momentum..Silly Walks, Being a Twit, offering to nail coffee tables to people's heads, using Crelm toothpast to hold back the Yellow Horde...



Next thing you know, it's a Dead Bishop on the Landing, accompanied by Conrad Poos and his Amazing Dancing Teeth!



Oh, Bevis! I'm pining for the Fjords!



G'day, Bruce, I...I'm....



I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY. I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY!





























































...stop that. It's silly. And a bit suspect, I think.

Answer 3

The silly walk is usually enough



and when 2 or 3 gather together someone shall repeat the parrot sketch.



Abandon all hope redemption is impossible for those so afflicted for they are not the real Messiah they are just very naughty boys.

Answer 4

If you want to know if they are possessed by any kind of spirit you must make sure that they are the only one home than proceed to start throwing everything out of their fridge onto the floor.



If they are possessed they will flip out on you. If they are not they will have no reaction and just let you keep doing what your doing.



This test is full proof.

Answer 5

The Python spirit is a fortune telling spirit.

The Holy Spirit reveals to us which spirit is on the person and how to cast it out.

Many today have it.

One person in particular had it Jeanne Dixon a psychic who predicted many events in 1960s.

However she had a python in a glass jar at the head of her bed, and it would give her information about people. Past information which was fed to her by familiar spirits.

All this is an abomination before God.

It is forbidden practices of witchcraft. It takes one into the territory of Satan.



Here is an incident in the Bible concerning someone like this with a spirit of divination.

Acts 16:16-18



    16As we were on our way to the place of prayer, we were met by a slave girl who was possessed by a spirit of divination [claiming to foretell future events and to discover hidden knowledge], and she brought her owners much gain by her fortunetelling.

    17She kept following Paul and [the rest of] us, shouting loudly, These men are the servants of the Most High God! They announce to you the way of salvation!

    18And she did this for many days. Then Paul, being sorely annoyed and worn out, turned and said to the spirit within her, I charge you in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her! And it came out that very [c]moment.

Answer 6

People are never possessed by spirits or demons or the devil. Spirits don't exist. Gods, demons and religions were invented by people, to gain wealth and power.



Sadly, mental illness does exist, and hallucinogenic drugs exist. That could be why people started believing in possession.

Answer 7

Yes. Since spirits do no exist, pythonic or otherwise, you can easily infer that any person you are looking at is not possessed by any.

Answer 8

They start programming in Python.

Answer 9

what do you mean? like damballah, the vodoun snake god? or ayida wedo or filomena lubana, snake goddesses? is that what a "pythonic spirit" is?

well, if that is what you mean, they eat raw eggs, dont speak, and crawl across the floor without using their arms or legs to push them along.

Answer 10

Easily. All you have to do is see if they're consuming abnormally large amounts of spam, in forms including, but by no means limited too, egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; or spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.

Answer 11

yes, about the point when they start to squeeze the life out of me.

Answer 12

i dont know what pythonic is but u will def. know when there possessed, they will randomly act VARY diffrent

Answer 13

you've been watching Doug's videos (fotm1), haven't you lol.

Answer 14

Drown them. If they die, they're not posessed.

Answer 15

I can't, that's for sure.