ROTFLOL!!!!
"conumdrum" stated and I quote:
" " Sing holiday songs like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"... oh yeah, flying reindeer huh?
How on earth is that Christian?- Can you imagine the Disciples of Christ " hunting for Easter Eggs".. or singing about Rudolph? Which side of your brain are you actually using at present?"
ROTFLOL!!!! That was AWESOME!
I actually have a box of 'Lucky Charms' cereal in my kitchen (had a bowl of it for breakfast yesterday and as a snack last night), I served on Jury duty last month and I love chess.
What a joke (LoL!).
Here's the REAL question:
"Does the CLERGY of CHRISTENDOM have anything in common with the Pharisees? Have they made Jehovah a petty God? "
Here's what Jesus Christ actually said regarding the Pharisees... and I quote:
"All the works they do they do to be viewed by men; for they broaden the [scripture-containing] cases that they wear as safeguards, and enlarge the fringes [of their garments]. They like the most prominent place at evening meals and the front seats in the synagogues, and the greetings in the marketplaces and to be called Rabbi by men. But you, do not you be called Rabbi, for one is your teacher, whereas all you are brothers. Moreover, do not call anyone your father on earth, for one is your Father, the heavenly One."
~ Matthew 23:5-9 (New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures)
Wanna see that in a different Bible translation? Okey dokey, here ya go:
"They do all their works to be seen of men; for they make wide their phylacteries (small cases enclosing certain Scripture passages, worn during prayer on the left arm and forehead) and make long their fringes [worn by all male Israelites, according to the command].
And they take pleasure in and [thus] love the place of honor at feasts and the best seats in the synagogues,
And to be greeted with honor in the marketplaces and to have people call them rabbi.
But you are not to be called rabbi (teacher), for you have one Teacher and you are all brothers.
And do not call anyone [in the church] on earth father, for you have one Father, Who is in heaven.
~ Matthew 23:5-9 (Amplified Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2023:5-9&version=AMP
Therefore, with THAT being said by Christ himself, isn't it TRUE that the CLERGY of CHRISTENDOM:
# 1) Do all their works (good deeds) to be seen by and given praise by imperfect men (plaques, awards, ceremonies, press, television, trophies... etc)?
# 2) Wear elaborate religious clothing that DISTINGUISHES them as being separate from the so called "lay people" (the common folk)?
# 3) Take pleasure in and love the place of honor at feasts and the best seats in the church or at other events?
# 4) Love to be greeted with honor in the marketplaces and to have people call them "Father" so and so (Father Daniels, Father O'Brien, Father Kelly... etc)?
# 5) Call their Pope's and Priest's "Holy Father" or "Father", despite the FACT that the Son of God himself clearly commanding NOT to do such a thing as that and why not to?
Jene stated in part and I quote:
"imagine people deck a cake for their birthday, where is this done with prophets, saints, disciples or apostles?"
Way to go "Jene"! The CLERGY and the vast majority of CHRISTENDOM'S members could care less that the holy Bible itself states the following concerning what has become the modern practice of putting up the PAGAN Christmas tree in their homes... and I quote:
"Hear ye the word which JEHOVAH speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
thus saith Jehovah, LEARN NOT THE WAYS OF THE NATIONS, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the nations are dismayed at them.
For THE CUSTOMS of the peoples are vanity; FOR ONE CUTTETH A TREE OUT OF THE FOREST, the work of the hands of the workman with the axe.
THEY DECK IT WITH SILVER AND GOLD; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
They are like a palm-tree, of turned work, and speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither is it in them to do good."
~ Jeremiah 10:1-5 (American Standard Version / Caps mine)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah%2010:1-5&version=ASV
** See also 1 Corinthians 10:20-21 http://tinyurl.com/3nmf67g **
Christendom is a JOKE!
Seriously, is there really even ANY need for me to continue?
I'm going to go have me a bowl of delicious 'Lucky Charms' cereal right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rge4eU00aNM&feature=related
Mmm, Mmmm, yummy. :-D