There is a problem. Christian morality today is not even BIBLE morality!!!
CANNIBALISM IS THE THEME OF THE BIBLE!
Walt Disney came up with an adorable Mickey Mouse, the Bible writers came up with the idea of a repulsive God forcing the Jews to eat their own children for dinner NOT AS A PUNISHMENT, but as an option in times of famine. Not even as an option, but as the “WILL OF GOD!” God NEVER objected slaughtering and cooking children for dinner! God won’t let the Jews eat pigs, but children YES!
Any religion back then was as primitive as you can’t possibly imagine. The Bible is a hangover from those days.
Like any primitive God the Judeo/Christian/Islamic God/Jehovah/Yahweh/Allah is totally powerless to teach the Jews a lesson without FORCING them to eat their own children for dinner. Palestine was a “Land Flowing with Milk and Honey” ONLY before the “Exodus!” After landing in Palestine, suddenly the “milk and honey” stopped flowing! So the Bible writers are promising the Jews that “God will make the desert to blossom like a rose!” The perennial carrot hanging from a string at the end of the stick is still working even today earning millions for the Clergy & Preachers especially since the “going to Heaven when you die” idea was put together! Jesus said that “the MEEK shall inherit the Earth,” but the PROUD Christians won’t settle for anything less than “Heaven!” The Earth is for the Jews, they say!
The Bible God’s sadistic pleasures are typical of the primitive Heathen Deities! None of the “Godless” dictators in history ever thought of forcing their people to eat their own children for dinner! That idea is so repulsive that no smut publication is putting out anything like that either, but any pervert Bible preacher can discreetly enjoy fantasizing all about it in their closet! For many centuries, the Clergy hid the Bible from public view! To their great relief hardly any Christian TODAY reads the Bible! The Bible may be the best seller book of all time, but except for a few poached verses it is the least read book in the world!
Leviticus 26:29 - (without warning of any evil, God is anxiously saying…) YOU WILL eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters…
The roasted flesh of an 8 year old boy or girl, flavored with a spicy BBQ sauce ought to taste delicious to any God fearing pedophile! The Bible says to have been written ONLY for believing idiots because for non Christians “IT IS FOOLISHNESS!” 1 Cor 2:14* (*CHEAP SMUTTY CRAP!!!)
Deuteronomy 28:53-57 - Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege* (*God is conditioning the mind of the Israelites 700 Bible years into the future!), YOU WILL EAT THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB, THE FLESH OF THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS the LORD your God has given you* (*this is known as the irresistible WILL of God, God WILL NOT do anything to protect the innocent children, BUT HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE WILL ENJOY EATING THEM…!) Even the most gentle and sensitive man* (*not a gay or a Godless atheist, but a SWEET CHILD OF GOD!) among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the WIFE HE LOVES or his SURVIVING CHILDREN, and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating…* (*Not sharing is “THE UNFORGIVABLE SIN”!)
Jeremiah 19:9 I* (*God, NOT SATAN, but GOD!) WILL MAKE THEM EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS* (Christians claim that nobody can resist God's WILL. They know that “ALL of God’s promises are YES and AMEN!” so this repulsive Bible GOD IS MAKING the Jews eat their own children for dinner, no matter what!
The Bible writers will never suggest that the Jews eat PIGS, but their own sweet children YES! Along this same idea the Early Church Fathers also say that when the “666” trademark will be set up Christians WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY OR SELL FOOD or anything else without it. Based on the Bible precedents, will the Christians eat their own children for dinner? The preachers explain away these cannibalistic stories in the Bible saying that God had to do it because the Jews were a very “sinful” people all along!
Ezekiel 5:10 - Therefore in your midst fathers WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN... (this statement appears ALL OVER THE BIBLE! It means what it says!)
Any kind of secular government would certainly allow their people to eat pork instead of their own children! It took Moses 2 men to carry a single cluster of gigantic size grapes to show Israel how plentiful was the Land of Palestine that they were about to invade (Num 13:23)! It was a trick in the Bible script to motivate well fed Jews into COVETING something that wasn’t theirs. They never found the giant grapes in Palestine, but as the Jews conquered the Promised Land Flowing with Milk and Honey, they had to eat their own children to survive!
Lamentations 4:10 - With their own hands COMPASSIONATE WOMEN* (*”God loving” women! Not lesbians or atheistic ladies, but “Christ like” compassionate women!) HAVE COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN...!* (*If you can possibly ignore this gross smut in the Bible you FULLY qualify to be a Christian! Heb 11:6 – I was a born again Fundamentalist Bible minister before I dropped out of Christianity and religion! I am so happy they I took my time to learn all about this Bible God worshipped by Christians mostly in America!)
CANNIBALISM in the Bible is in FULL EXPLICIT CONTEXT that is IMPOSSIBLE for any HONEST Preacher to “spiritualize” and make it disappear! Unfortunately, EVERYBODY in the NEWS MEDIA knows that it is suicidal to expose Christianity or any religion!
2 Kings 6:26-29 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, “Help me, my lord the king* (*a God loving king)!” The king replied, “If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? Then he asked her, “What's the matter?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.’ So we cooked my son and ate him* (*BTW… it came out delicious!). The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him, but she had hidden him!* (*God damned woman! She cheated!)
They were all COMPASSIONATE Godly, non-atheistic, heterosexual women that HAVE SLAUGHTERED AND COOKED THEIR OWN CHILDREN FOR DINNER at the tune of “The LORD is my Shepherd I shall not want” (Psalm 23 or 24, if Catholic)!
Isaiah 49:15 “Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I* (*God) WILL NOT FORGET YOU!* (*It looks like God is getting senile, or is having a serious psychopathic disorder in desperate need of a shrink! Or is it that the Bible writers were full of smut that Christians love to deep throat like a charm)
The last bunch of Bible writers claim that God the Son Jesus Christ was beaten to a pulp thoroughly tenderized and heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit to become the “Spotless Lamb of God” nailed TOTALLY NAKED to a Holy Cross in a primitive Heathen ritual to cleanse the “sin” of the World. BTW, there is no record that the Roman soldiers ever dressed the genital area of their victims with a white diaper! The Christians now snack Jesus’ delicious SPIT FLAVORED MEAT AND DRINK HIS SWEATY BLOOD to go to Heaven when they die (John 6:53)! Since cannibalism is all over the Bible the forever snacking Jesus Christ in the Holy Communion is OK!
The Bible writers say that God’s enemies ought to be killed in their infancy when it is easier to get rid of them!
Psalm 137:8-9 * O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, HAPPY is he who repays you for what you have done to us* (*Holy Vendetta!) --he who seizes your infants and DASHES them against the rocks* (*after the kids are dashed against the rocks they can be cooked for dinner, or trashed in the dumpster! The Bible writers are obviously having a kick out of it! Christians insist that a “Holy Spirit” inspired all this crap in the Bible!)
Needed abortions today are for HUMANE reasons! Only the fetus is destroyed not a born child! God wants the grown children to be dashed to pieces and cooked for dinner -NOT THE FETUSES, but the children!
Isaiah 13:16 (KJV) Their little ones also WILL BE DASHED TO PIECES before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered AND THEIR WIVES RAVISHED* (*in the erotic mind of the Bible writers the sex starved ladies will be ravished to their orgasmic delight, while their children are being DASHED TO PIECES at the tune of “THY WILL BE DONE, OH GOD! Amen!”)
In Christianity, this repulsive God is evolving into Sweet Jesus, but he is not any better…!
Revelation 2:23 (In his apocalyptic “revelation” Jesus Christ says) I WILL STRIKE HER CHILDREN DEAD* (*No abortionist can beat this repulsive Bible Jesus at killing babies -not destroying fetuses, but killing real children! Some pervert Christians get real turned on in their “closet” about Jesus promising to kill the children in the wrong Churches! Some wise guy preachers are getting rich selling books on Jesus’ love for the little children of the world without telling anybody about Jesus Christ killing any child in favor of a particular Church brand!). Then ALL THE CHURCHES WILL KNOW* (*after killing children) that I am he who searches hearts and minds and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.* (*never a Mafia BOSS would talk like that in public! For the Christian, to be “CHRIST LIKE” must include killing children in the wrong Churches, spiritually speaking, of course!)
Grown up Christians are very fond of their preachers and love “JESUS” so much that they don’t care about any cannibalism in the Bible! Ask Fireball!