Question:
Wouldn't it simply make the most sense to join the church where the people earn the most personal income?
2010-03-02 11:58:46 UTC
Aren't there outward signs that a particular religion "works?" As an analogy, the average Harvard grad, partly through networking but also a shared culture, will earn more than the average grad from State U.

Is there a list of per capita income sorted by religious persuasion?
Sixteen answers:
2010-03-03 01:57:58 UTC
good lord no

you want to start your own religion , if your a writer , say a science fiction writer you could make the most ridiculous story such as like all the world problems are caused by scary monsters from venus

you could then sit back and see what ding bats actually believe this crap. of course you want to expand your empire so get some gay actor tell him he isn't really gay it's just caused by an intergalactic overlord, then he marry katie holmes...........oops or some other actress (katie was just a random choice )

remember every american has a constitutional right to be ignorant, and they god dam will
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2016-10-16 01:39:44 UTC
That Pastor like many others is a moron. the real church is your own body and soul. your own relationship with God has no longer something to do with you being in a construction with a gaggle of human beings. Stand agency on your own believes and promises no longer into those who ought to attempt to sway you. God states that once cohesion takes position. he's chuffed. that does no longer recommend the will arises go sit in a construction with a gaggle of human beings that ought to or would no longer believe what you've self assurance. purely you're responisble by your self eternity. no longer some crazed bible beating, non-edutacted Pastor who ought to extremely spray brimstone as against tell the fact. persist including your coronary heart and enable God easily training guide you.
sugar-glider queen
2010-03-02 12:58:10 UTC
Matthew 19:24 (New International Version)

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."





having said that i think the way the catholic priests and nuns live in poverty and give everything they have if it were to help another is probably closer to what God wants than a church full of people and their money. money can't buy you wisdom, happiness, love or appreciation. in fact it often gives people the exact opposite as these things.



if you want a church that may help you prosper financially then go join Scientology. but i think that takes you in the other direction away from God.
2010-03-02 12:02:17 UTC
I don't know if anyone has come up those those kinds of stats.

But I'd say if that if somebody is just looking for prosperity or wealth, religion is not the path for them. That isn't what religion is for. Really if somebody was truly religious they would be giving away all their surplus to the poor or spending more time volunteering than making money.
Sue C
2010-03-02 21:19:56 UTC
Eddie, I don' see where the "richest" church would give you any benefits one over the other. Of course the ones w/the larger congregations are going to have more money & also their walks of life w/also have a lot to do w/it too as that would stand to reason. IF you consider "Scientology" a religion, which sorry I don't, that would be the "place" w/the big bucks...:)
Beardog
2010-03-02 12:02:45 UTC
If monetary gain were actually the goal of spirituality, then yes it would.



If that's really all you think that religion has to offer you, then I'd suggest one of the more business-oriented religions, like LDS or Scientology.
Ghost Wolf
2010-03-02 12:00:27 UTC
Christianity has everyone from millionaires to people living off the government. There is no correlation between the two.
Magic 8 Ball ( * )( * )
2010-03-02 12:02:47 UTC
Yeah, but depending on how you define 'religion' you may end up being a Scientologist. Then you'd be a Xenu loving alien transporter.

EDIT: LILF Lets go suck on ET's red finger.
2010-03-02 11:59:44 UTC
Rich people won't associate with you unless you're similarly rich.



Trust me, I went to Tulane on a full scholarship.

If you're a white Northeastern guy who drives a Bimmer, you're set. Otherwise, good luck.
cosmo
2010-03-02 12:04:32 UTC
Among major religions, you wouldn't go to "church" at all: you'd wind up in either a Jewish or Buddhist temple.
2010-03-02 13:18:29 UTC
Yes and they probably put the most scrilla in the offering plate that gets passed around...who wants to get lunch? I'm buying!



*edit*

BILF, I *heart* aliens...
2010-03-02 12:02:14 UTC
It's very difficult to imagine how wild some people get in their "God Beliefs"... and just when I think I've heard it all... this question comes along.
cass4
2010-03-02 14:46:51 UTC
it wouldnt mean ud earn more. just that the church had higher financed congregants.
?
2010-03-02 13:25:44 UTC
do i have to do ALL ur searches for u?? =))



here, scroll down about 3/4 the way down:







http://www.success-and-culture.net/articles/incomes.shtml
Debbie's angel
2010-03-02 14:03:43 UTC
No, not really ~ money is nothing to me nor to god ~ it is only important to some people, sorry, but true :)
2010-03-02 12:13:18 UTC
The Church of the SubGenius claims to have been founded in the 1950s by the "world's greatest salesman" J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. "Bob" Dobbs is depicted as a cartoon of a Ward Cleaver-like man smoking a pipe, an image originally seen in one of the many "can you draw this" ads commonly found in the back of comic books in the 1950s and 60s.[citation needed] The church really started with the publication of SubGenius Pamphlet #1 in 1979. It found acceptance in underground pop-culture circles and has been embraced on college campuses, in the underground music scene, and on the Internet.[citation needed]



Because of its similarities to the tenets of Discordianism, The Church of the SubGenius is often described as a syncretic offshoot of that belief. However, its members state that the organization developed on its own with the publication of SubGenius Pamphlet #1[citation needed] (also known as The World Ends Tomorrow And You May Die!) by Reverend Ivan Stang, a pseudonym for Doug Smith (his real name, now based in the Cleveland, Ohio area), and Dr. Philo Drummond, the original SubGenius Foundation. The original group, using such pseudonyms as "Puzzling Evidence", "Dr. Howl," "Susie the Floozie", "Palmer Vreedeez", and "Pope Sternodox", forwarded their literature to a number of underground pop-culture figures such as R. Crumb, Paul Mavrides, Harry S. Robins aka Dr. Hal, the New Wave rock group Devo, and Erik Lindgren (producer and president of indie label Arf! Arf! Records in Boston), who embraced it and incorporated it into their work. Crumb's promotion of the Church through his comic book series Weirdo brought many new members into the fold, including artists, musicians, and writers. Their efforts resulted in the publication of the Book of the SubGenius in 1983, followed by Three-Fisted Tales of "Bob" in 1990, Revelation X: The "Bob" Apocryphon in 1994 and The SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack: The Bobliographon in 2006. In the late 1980s, the video ARISE! was produced by Cordt Holland and Ivan Stang, and narrated by "Dr. Hal" (Harry S. Robins), then distributed by Polygram. The popularization of the Internet in the mid-1990s brought a new surge of interest in the Church, resulting in dozens of home-made, elaborately decorated web sites and two Usenet newsgroups, alt.slack and alt.binaries.slack.





Such high-profile names as Paul Reubens ("Pee-wee Herman", who placed a picture of "Bob" in every episode of Pee-wee's Playhouse), Magic Mose & his Royal Rockers, featuring 'Blind Sam' (who actually gave a free advertisement to the Church on the back of one of their EP's), David Byrne, Voodoo Loons, Mark Mothersbaugh, Penn Jillette, Robert Anton Wilson, science fiction authors Rudy Rucker and John Shirley, and actor Bruce Campbell have become SubGenius ministers.[citation needed] Composer Frank Zappa said in his autobiography The Real Frank Zappa Book that he agreed with many of the beliefs of the church, but refrained from joining as a full member.[6] Comic book author Warren Ellis has stated the influence of the Church on his writings, though as of 2007 he has not yet admitted if he actually sent the $30 membership fee. Patrick Volkerding, the founder and maintainer of Slackware Linux, is also a SubGenius affiliate, and he has confirmed the Church and "Bob" inspired the name for Slackware.[7]



It is claimed waggishly in church doctrine that Dobbs inspired L. Ron Hubbard to create his own cult when he remarked to him that the general public may be pink, "but their money is green"[8] Ivan Stang also claims that in 1986, an official SubGenius ordainment for Hubbard was paid for and mailed to his address—only two weeks before the Scientology founder's death. However, Hubbard and Scientology's history goes much farther back in time than the Sub-Genius Church, which more likely used similar Scientology double-talk as a parodic springboard for the double-talk in the Mid-80s first edit of its groundbreaking "Arise" video, and other Sub-genius productions, and possibly even in the pre-Sub-Genius film work of Ivan Stang, which displays the beginning and development of much double-talk syntax used so effectively in later Sub-Genius videos.[citation needed]



The Church claims that true SubGeniuses are not actually human, but rather are descendants of the Yeti. According to Revelation X: The 'Bob' Apocryphon (published in 1994), SubGenii are actually the mutant offspring of a forbidden sexual union that took place millions of years ago between a resident of Atlantis and a human; at that time, humans were little more than a slave race. The resulting offspring was the catalyst that led to the fall of Atlantis. SubGenii often refer to one another as "Yeti" (or yetinsyny), though this origin story is generally not well known outside of the Church itself. (The term yetinsyny was appropriated from the artist Stanisław Szukalski, whose Behold! the Protong posited that Communists and other people Szukalski disliked were descendant f


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