Christians, do you find this joke funny?

Question

So a Christian walks into a bar.

Christian: "One Heineken please."

Bartender: "Sure one Heineken coming up."

Christian: "Hey wait a minute, today is Sunday, don't you know you shouldn't be working on the Sabbath? You should be put to death!" (Exodus 31:14 Observe the Sabbath, because it is holy to you. Anyone who desecrates it must be put to death; anyone who does work on that day must be cut off from his people.)

Bartender: "Hey wait a minute (stroking his mustache vigorously) aren't churches open on Sunday?"

The Christian sits down and looks at his beer in astonishment. After a long pause he tells the bartender "Another Heineken please."

Answer 1

its dumb, cheezy, and misinformed. but it did make me smile ^^

Answer 2

1. Sunday is not, and never was, the sabbath.



2. The sabbath command is found in the old covenant; a covenant that ended. There is no requirement in the new covenant to observe days, including the sabbath.



3. If Sunday were a sabbath, then the one buying the beer would be violating the sabbath also, and therefore should have killed himself as a result.



4. If this is a joke, don't quit they day job.



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Answer 3

good, this can be a challenge, however a gentle one regardless that. I am muslim, and we do even have muslim jokes consider or now not. normally it is a method we holiday the ice to be nearer, however in that topic of insulting whatever devout, we do come to be nearer and include extra our faith, reason from that jokes, which degrades our faith, we all know what's divine and what is now not. identical to how are you aware thee colour white? reason you understand the colour black. although, there is nonetheless jokes that's out of line, must we snicker at it? do you wish to snicker at it? if you do not then it is out of line. I consider there is a little bit of christian jokes that you'll nonetheless snicker at it, cheers mate.

Answer 4

What I find “funny” Johnny Blaze is that your surname,



Will become reality if you don’t repent,



& stop mocking the Lord Jesus Christ & our Father.





What a moron!





I can tell you’re not married,



Nearly broke, & with no Holy Spirit in you.





You truly are the loser that your peers called by in school.





King James Version Bible





John Chapter 6



47. Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.





Revelation Chapter 21



8. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.





Isaiah Chapter 5



14. Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.



15. And the mean man shall be brought down, and the mighty man shall be humbled, and the eyes of the lofty shall be humbled:



16. But the LORD of hosts shall be exalted in judgment, and God that is holy shall be sanctified in righteousness.





Matthew Chapter 5



22. But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.





Matthew Chapter 13



41. The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;



42. And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.





Revelation Chapter 20



10. And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.



14. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.



15. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.





Revelation Chapter 22



14. Blessed [are] they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.



15. For without [are] dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.





Ecclesiastes Chapter 9



6. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any [thing] that is done under the sun.

Answer 5

Yeah it's pretty funny lol; but people should know there's a difference between the church and God...

Answer 6

Why don't we just nuke the bar while we're at it? And anyone who looks at it turns into salt

Answer 7

I'm not a christian and I don't find it funny...

Answer 8

It's stupid and you are a dumbass

Answer 9

No. -_-