Have you ever thought on the possibility that you are also brainwashed with religion? Have you ever taken a sober look at Christianity?
You probably heard the name of "SLAUGHTER HOUSE RELIGION" given to Christianity. ALL Christians need to snack God the Son Jesus Christ in some way as part of the “salvation” package.
It is a scientifically proven fact that RELIGION is a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception and/or expression of reality. Distortions in perception may affect all five senses. It is a serious social disorder. In most severe cases, those affected are willing to kill and die, or SUPPORT THOSE WHO DO. They can’t help to behave very silly in public on behalf of their religion. Among religious people of like faith and practice, they are the champions in their own delusion!
John 6:53 (KJV) Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you (DUCK! Hey, If he is God why does he have to keep reminding everybody that he is telling the truth? WE ALL KNOW that obsessive Bull Crappers do that all the time!), Except ye eat the FLESH of the Son of man, and drink his BLOOD, ye have no life in you* (*addressing a very gullible population who are willing to take it as it comes.)
The “Holy Communion” has to be served just right, or Christians can get real sick and die! Protestants have relaxed this warning, but Catholics still believe that the Host* (*wafer) and Wine is magically transformed into the ACTUAL spit flavored Meat and sweaty Blood of Jesus Christ shed at Gethsemane, or was it at Calvary? It couldn’t be at Calvary because Jesus was comfortably talking to everybody around his Cross, not painfully bleeding to death! When a person is hanged they lose control of the bladder and they let go all the piss out! Jesus did that too only when the Roman soldier pierced his bladder. I question the value of water* (*piss?) mixed with blood for the “cleansing of sins,” but what the heck! In some parishes extraordinary measures are taken after Mass to monitor that no trace of the body of Jesus Christ is found in any spent chewing gum stuck under the Church pews, or anywhere else! They are collected and given a decent burial!
1 Corinthians 1:29-30 (KJV) For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh DAMNATION to himself, not discerning THE LORD'S BODY. For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many SLEEP* (*”have died.” Holy Mafia talk! Low IQ Christians who are sick are screwing up the Holy Communion, or how else can they get sick and die?).
The Christian writers of the NT went berserk proving that in fulfillment of Bible prophecies Jesus Christ’s flesh was skillfully beaten to a pulp and heavily marinated in Roman soldiers’ spit, as the “spotless Lamb of God taking away the sins of the world” while hanging nailed totally naked to a Holy Cross. It is scientifically proven that no cross can possible hold any human body hanging comfortably in there from a nail in each hand for any length of time! BTW, in the OT God demands that all the lambs for the sacrifice be thoroughly inspected to be CLEAN AND SPOTLESS, “spiritually speaking!”
Job 17:6 (NIV) God has made me* (*Jesus) a byword to everyone* (*that is when “God the Father laid on HIM the iniquity of us all” Isa 53:6), A MAN IN WHOSE FACE PEOPLE SPIT* (*this is about the most striking prophecy about Jesus Christ that Preachers play cool for obvious reasons!). It is kinda poopy, but there is hardly any other “prophecy” in the Bible that the NT writers fit more precisely to their “crucifixion” story than this one, from the Book of Job!
Matthew 26:67 (NIV) Then they SPIT IN HIS FACE and struck him with their fists. Others slapped him.
Matthew 27:30 (NIV) They SPIT ON HIM, and took the staff* (*that a 33 year old Jesus was limping along as a “Good Shepherd!”) and struck him on the head again and again.
Mark 14:65 (NIV) Then some began to SPIT AT HIM; they blindfolded him, struck him with their fists, and said, "Prophesy!" And the guards took him and beat him* (*the Bible writers dreamed up some BDSM games for the occasion).
Mark 15:19a (NIV) Again and again, they struck him on the head with a staff and SPIT ON HIM.
That’s almost a gallon of not Jewish, but ROMAN spit!!! Christians go wild preaching that the Jews rejected Jesus Christ, but the most humiliating spitting rejection ever put together by the Bible writers comes from the Romans, not from the Jews! Apparently there was something very repulsive about Jesus’ image that invited a lot of Roman spit, or maybe it had to do with the blood that he was sweating all over his face in prayer to God before his capture! He never took a shower after that!
No Holy Roman authority EVER apologized to the Jews on behalf of the Roman soldiers who are on Bible record spitting on Jesus’ face, or for having nailed him on a Holy ROMAN Cross. Jesus was not just any Jew! JESUS WAS THE KING OF THE JEWS… for Christ’s sake! The Roman Christians were ruling Europe for many centuries, and they still rule the “souls” of millions of proud Roman Catholics throughout the world. Catholics and Protestants THEY ALL BLAME THE JEWS FOR KILLING JESUS! The religious Jews are so traumatized about this whole issue that they don’t want to touch Jesus, or the whole Christian religion not even with a 10 foot pole, except for those who are “converted” and are making a living out of it!
There is no historical record that the Roman soldiers ever let their victims take a shower after a heavy dose of spitting. In reality, the Roman soldiers were not known to chew tobacco, or to spit at anybody! The Bible writers had to show that this “prophecy” of Job about “spitting on his face” was actually fulfilled. They made that point several times in the Bible! There is no record in the Bible or anywhere else that the Roman soldiers dressed any of their victim’s genital area in a white diaper before nailing them to any cross no matter how Holy! The Romans were much better known to IMPALE their victims driving a thick pole into the victim’s rectum and forcing them TO STAND ON IT WITHOUT ANY FOOT REST until the pole would eventually pierce the heart or lung killing them by their own body weight! The thicker the pole, the longer it took for the victim to die! The Roman soldiers had plenty of fun that way! Jesus hardly suffered a sissy man’s death hanging his full body weight so gently from a nail in each hand. THE NAILS CAN’T POSSIBLY HOLD ANYBODY HANGING IN THERE FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME. That is why the Church Fathers invented the foot rest at the right height and size so Jesus could feel cozy hanging in there. Christians deep throat the crucifixion like a charm (John 20:25-27). Some Christians look forward to see the Holy holes in Jesus Body! They are preached to believe that the crucifixion is actually the most tormenting death ever invented! Not so! Impalement would have been a real pain in Jesus’ anal cavity and still fulfill Bible prophecy about “hanging on a tree,” but the Bible writers were wise enough to come up with a crucifixion story. If Jesus were to have a pole jammed up into his Holy anus his eyes would be popping out of their orbit! He would be screaming profanities like mad at his Father in Heaven! According to the Gospel writers, Jesus Christ was able to conduct a long heated conversation with his peers nailed to the other crosses, with some of the guests at the crucifixion site, and with the Roman soldiers that crucified him, and also with his Daddy God up in the Sky, in the vernacular Hebrew. The conscripted Roman soldiers spoke only Latin (Luke 23:38)!
Well informed, non-religious people know that the whole “crucifixion” story is a hoax of historical proportions promoted by Saint Paul and later on picked up by the rest of the Bible writers (Acts 25:19). Moreover, the faithful* (*gullible) Christians expect to reign along with this same Roman spit covered JESUS CHRIST KING OF THE JEWS in Jerusalem for 1,000 years or so at his 2nd coming. If he really reconsider to be a king of the Jews… because he already recanted! (John 18:36)!
The Bible writers were very much in the spitting fetish… They have Jesus restoring the eye sight of a blind man with his Holy spit, too! (John 9:6)
Revelation 3:16 (NIV) (Jesus is saying) So, because you* (*good Christians, but in the wrong Church!) are lukewarm neither hot nor cold I am about to SPIT YOU OUT of my mouth* (*like any tobacco chewing “good shepherd” giving his life for a stupid sheep would do! Mat 18:13 -NO RANTING, but Christianity is full of Heathen mythology!
About 500 years ago, the Protestants wised up and removed the hanging corpse of Jesus Christ from the Holy Cross. Now, only Catholics still display a dead body nailed to a cross and as you look at it, just THINK if those 2 nails can possibly hold a human body so nicely! In most movies they are honest to show that the arms of the crucified victim are tied up to the cross so the body won’t fall out of it!
The Jews restrict Judaism to their own people, but Christians want to impose Christianity on the whole world, and now the Muslims are catching up! I am fully aware that my answers upset a lot of professional preachers and most members of the Clergy, but they all know that religious gullibility* (*faith) is not going to collapse overnight…