Christians hide from public knowledge the real Bible story of Jesus, although there is no trace of historical evidence that he ever existed.
Mat 1:18
This is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about: His mother Mary was PLEDGED TO BE MARRIED to Joseph, but before they came together*
(*they didn’t have any sex yet. She was too young, but ALAS…!)
she was found to be with child through the Holy Ghost*.
(*Holy Joe busted the Horny Virgin Mary 6 months into her pregnancy)
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The JEWISH Law says:
Deut 22:23-25
If a man*
(*like God the Holy Ghost)
happens to meet in a town a virgin PLEDGED TO BE MARRIED*
(*like the Virgin Mary was to Holy Joe)
and he sleeps with her*
(*has sex! Like when the Holy Ghost got Mary pregnant)
you shall take both of them… and STONE THEM TO DEATH--the girl because she was in a town and did not scream for help*
(*The Horny Virgin Mary was not one bit cautious accepting the indecent proposal of a perfect stranger masquerading as an ANGEL OF LIGHT -2Cor11:14, the virtual Holy Pimp Saint Gabriel working on behalf of a shy God the Holy Ghost)
and the man because he violated another man's wife*.
(*according to “God’s Law,” the Holy Ghost and the Horny Virgin Mary, with the Holy Fetus Jesus Christ inside her belly, should have been stoned to death!)
Deut 23:2
A BASTARD*
(*SOB)
shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD…*
(*God is too Holy to deal with any BASTARD, but hey, Jesus Christ is OK!)
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Angels in the sky were announcing the birth of Jesus Christ “The King of the Jews,” but he didn’t really want to be their king!
Luk 2:10-11
the angel said to them*
(*Jews)
"DO NOT BE AFRAID*
(*except for the children under 2 years of age that had to be slaughtered)
I bring you GOOD NEWS*
(*just kidding…)
of great joy*
(*HoHoHo! Hey, it’s Xmas!)
that will be for all the people…*
(*Christians! Not for any Jewish mother of the slaughtered children that not even God the Holy Ghost, aka The COMFORTER, was able to cheer up! --Mat 2:18. BTW, he dropped out of sight after getting the Horny Virgin Mary pregnant!)
Mat 2:16
Then Herod… was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and SLEW ALL THE CHILDREN… 2 years old and under…*
(*only Saint John the Baptist was lucky to survive! Holy Joe had a dream and woke up in the middle of the night to take Mary and the child Jesus by burro, over 200 miles away to Egypt. The Horny Virgin Mary couldn’t wait getting there!)
Eze 23:20-21
There she lusted after her lovers, whose GENITALS WERE LIKE THOSE OF DONKEYS AND WHOSE EMISSION WAS LIKE THAT OF HORSES*
(*God endowed the Egyptian studs like no other people in the WORLD!!!)
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled*
(*the Jewish girls had a real good time during their slavery in Egypt. Any Jew claiming to be purebred is joking!)
Jer 42:18-19
This is what the LORD Almighty, the God of Israel, says: 'As my anger and wrath have been poured out on those who lived in Jerusalem, so will my wrath be poured out on you when you go to Egypt… "O remnant of Judah*
(*ALL JEWS, including the Virgin Mary)
the LORD has told you, 'DO NOT GO TO EGYPT.' BE SURE OF THIS: I WARN YOU TODAY!”*
(*but of course, if the Horny Virgin Mary wants to go to Egypt ONE MORE TIME…it’s perfectly OK! Heck, she is the Holy Mother of God and the Queen of Heaven! That must be the reason why Jesus favors the Prostitutes and the Sodomites above the Jews that he came to save and be their king. It’s all in the family!)
Mat 21:31
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth*
(*finally no more bull crapping!)
the PROSTITUTES
(*all the active Prostitutes, including gay and Lesbian harlots)
are entering the Kingdom of God*
(*before Jesus Christ had a chance to be crucified for anybody!)
ahead of you*
(*the poor Jews)
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Heaven will be full of all sorts of eminent Prostitutes.
The RIGHTEOUS Palestinian PROSTITUTE Rahab, she is Israel’s national heroine (Heb11:31,Jam2:25).
Ms Hosea, the hot Prostitute helping write the Bible (Hos3:2-3).
Jephthah’s mom, she trained his son to become a national hero in Israel for sacrificing his young virgin daughter by fire unto God Jehovah (Jdg11:1).
The Prostitute that wouldn’t stop kissing Jesus feet for hours (Luk7:45).
The horny mother who was proud having sex in Church with her own son (1Cor5:1-2).
They are all in Heaven with Jesus waiting to be of service to Christians after the rapture.